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so I found this on myspace and it gave me a great laugh because I fit into most of these scenarios. Maybe I do have some black in me (very doubtful...lol)
You know you are black if:
YES-love fried chicken (with hot sauce) and kool-aid ("the red kind")
YES-made a sandwich with a hamburger bun
YES-stirred kool-aid with a knife
YES-shared bath water with a sibling or cousin
YES-got ya ass beat with an extension cord, flyswatter, shoe, or whatever was laying around at the time
-reuse mayonaise and jelly jars as cups
-heat up the house with the oven
YES-use two pieces of paper as a dustpan
YES-use dish soap as hand soap
-got reusable bacon or chicken grease sitting in a Folgers jar on the kitchen counter
-over the age of 15 and still can't swim
YES-the batteries in your remote are held together by duct tape
YES-bring your own food to the movies
-you loud for no apparant reason
-you use vaseline as lotion, hair grease, and lip gloss
YES- eat a hotdog with a piece of white bread
YES- always got the hook up on shit
YES- at one time or another... ur wire hanger provided u wit about 5 channels
YES-seen "good times" at least once
maybe I was black in another life.... who knows...
In other news, life right now kinda just sucks. So much drama. So much stress. So much responsibility. So little sleep. Everyone is in their little down right now and for that reason it's kind of bringing me down. We need to cheer up people. Only a few more months left of school, and we need to make the most of it! If something doesn't change soon, I think by the end of this year all of us are going to be dead or close to it. I'm determined to come up with some great plan (full of excitement and spontaneity) that will pull everyone out of this. Until then, lets just get through this week....bleh
~Lyndsey
You know you are black if:
YES-love fried chicken (with hot sauce) and kool-aid ("the red kind")
YES-made a sandwich with a hamburger bun
YES-stirred kool-aid with a knife
YES-shared bath water with a sibling or cousin
YES-got ya ass beat with an extension cord, flyswatter, shoe, or whatever was laying around at the time
-reuse mayonaise and jelly jars as cups
-heat up the house with the oven
YES-use two pieces of paper as a dustpan
YES-use dish soap as hand soap
-got reusable bacon or chicken grease sitting in a Folgers jar on the kitchen counter
-over the age of 15 and still can't swim
YES-the batteries in your remote are held together by duct tape
YES-bring your own food to the movies
-you loud for no apparant reason
-you use vaseline as lotion, hair grease, and lip gloss
YES- eat a hotdog with a piece of white bread
YES- always got the hook up on shit
YES- at one time or another... ur wire hanger provided u wit about 5 channels
YES-seen "good times" at least once
maybe I was black in another life.... who knows...
In other news, life right now kinda just sucks. So much drama. So much stress. So much responsibility. So little sleep. Everyone is in their little down right now and for that reason it's kind of bringing me down. We need to cheer up people. Only a few more months left of school, and we need to make the most of it! If something doesn't change soon, I think by the end of this year all of us are going to be dead or close to it. I'm determined to come up with some great plan (full of excitement and spontaneity) that will pull everyone out of this. Until then, lets just get through this week....bleh
~Lyndsey