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Jan 28, 2010 19:06

One day I'll compile a list of things my suit mate has said that made me go '.......wait wut?'

Heres my new favorite
'Men don't like it when you take long steps'

Shes shorter than me, my legs are pretty long, I walk fast. These things are facts.
But apparently, according to her logic, Men apparently do not like it when women take long steps.

Long steps kinda like....uh.. super model and model walking! Men hate those things right?

I think she just makes up stuff now.
'Men don't like it when you take long steps'
'Men don't like it when you don't eat really slow'
'Men don't like it when you don't sleep enough'

It's kinda obvious thats she telling me stuff like 'walk slower I can;t keep up' 'you should get to bed earlier'..........why add the first part?!

then some stuff that makes me LOL WUT?

D- 'Don't you think its weird that our school doesn't have a good math program?'
O- .'.....no becasue it's an art school. We have dual enrollment if you want math.'

D- 'It's so weird that America has no Wedding ceremony!'
O- '..........................Like those thousands of dollar wedding ceremonys?'

Any way I'm making my form study project out of condoms. so I had to go buy a bunch of condoms. any one want a free condom?
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