oh man...
So im pretty sure i absolutly love Sammy Glicker!!She just made my night soo much better!!!
our coversation...
useDadidaS (10:21:19 PM): hahahah
useDadidaS (10:21:20 PM): woooooow
AWhiskyLullaby (10:21:23 PM): lol
useDadidaS (10:21:29 PM): did u konw weezie is on canes!!!
useDadidaS (10:21:35 PM): hahaha oh god
AWhiskyLullaby (10:21:43 PM): haha you didnt know that>
AWhiskyLullaby (10:21:46 PM): ?*
useDadidaS (10:21:59 PM): no
AWhiskyLullaby (10:22:13 PM): oh thats like the only thing bad about that team
useDadidaS (10:22:31 PM): and omg tony colola(sp?) is awesome!
AWhiskyLullaby (10:22:40 PM): lol
AWhiskyLullaby (10:22:42 PM): really?
useDadidaS (10:23:19 PM): while everyone else played sharks and minnows i got out of the water and talked to him for like 20 min, even after practice, and he offered to let me use his towel, cause i only had a small one. hes sooo hot. and so funny.
AWhiskyLullaby (10:24:04 PM): uh oh sammys crushin on the coach!
useDadidaS (10:24:10 PM): hahah
useDadidaS (10:24:18 PM): hey, he wasn't ignoring me either
AWhiskyLullaby (10:24:34 PM): lol
useDadidaS (10:24:43 PM): its a shame lamont and i are so fucking perfect for eachother
AWhiskyLullaby (10:25:08 PM): hahaha
AWhiskyLullaby (10:25:09 PM): yeah
useDadidaS (10:25:16 PM): but who konws how long it will last, i can def pic myself hanging out with tony after practice or meets... or getting wasted with him at the lake and taking advantage of him ;-)
AWhiskyLullaby (10:25:31 PM): hahaha
AWhiskyLullaby (10:25:38 PM): *coughcoughSLUTcough*
useDadidaS (10:26:07 PM): and today in creative writing josh drew a watch on my skin and the time is 420, and he noticed and we talked about it, then we talked about ice cream and chuys and wendy's and abrey, and like everything!
useDadidaS (10:26:08 PM): lo
useDadidaS (10:26:16 PM): its not being a slut when hes hot!!!!
AWhiskyLullaby (10:26:55 PM): lol yall talked about food place? wo never heard of people talkin so much bout food....
AWhiskyLullaby (10:27:04 PM): haha yeah you just keep telling yourself that!
useDadidaS (10:29:02 PM): thats what i'll be saying when oops... he fell in, but he doesn't wanna bleach out his clothes, so he takes them off, and oh man, its late so everyone leaves, and i'm like looks like were alone and hes like wanna fuck?, and i'll be like i thought you'd never ask
useDadidaS (10:29:21 PM): and then we do it
AWhiskyLullaby (10:29:43 PM): hahaha sounds like a fool proof plan!!
useDadidaS (10:30:43 PM): lol, i'm guessing this will happen 2 or 3 times a week
useDadidaS (10:31:00 PM): and then maybe a few more on weekends
AWhiskyLullaby (10:31:06 PM): oh yeah well of course
useDadidaS (10:32:36 PM): i think on monday i'll be like... ya kow i'm having trouble with breaststroke and he'll explain it, and i'll be like i don't get it, can you show me? and he'll have to get in... and then i'll get to stare at him... wet and half naked
useDadidaS (10:32:42 PM): and then we'll prob do it, since were both already in the water
useDadidaS (10:32:55 PM): and then i'll go home where lamont will be waiting, and we'll do it too
AWhiskyLullaby (10:33:11 PM): haha LUCKY!
useDadidaS (10:33:29 PM):
hell ya
useDadidaS (10:33:37 PM): who do you have? foss? lol, sucka!!
AWhiskyLullaby (10:33:50 PM): haha yeah:-(
AWhiskyLullaby (10:34:02 PM): well we have...we have TIFFANY!!
AWhiskyLullaby (10:34:08 PM): ohh beat that bitch
useDadidaS (10:34:38 PM): easy... when i see you at invitatoinals, i'll be like wanna see sometign neat in the girls bathroom, meet me there in 10 min.. last stall... and it will be me fucking colola!
useDadidaS (10:34:41 PM): in your face
AWhiskyLullaby (10:35:11 PM): man sammy you always have to rub it in my face!
useDadidaS (10:35:15 PM): lol
useDadidaS (10:35:27 PM): i guess you doing tiff would be pretty good too...
useDadidaS (10:35:28 PM): but
AWhiskyLullaby (10:35:42 PM): haha
useDadidaS (10:35:44 PM): you could switch teams, theres a guy coach our age left
useDadidaS (10:35:49 PM): oh whats his name....
useDadidaS (10:35:51 PM): oh ya..
useDadidaS (10:35:55 PM): matt wilson :-)
AWhiskyLullaby (10:35:59 PM): AHHHHHH
AWhiskyLullaby (10:36:01 PM): nooooo
useDadidaS (10:36:14 PM): hahahahah
AWhiskyLullaby (10:36:18 PM): i would cut off every limb on my body before i ever touched him!
useDadidaS (10:36:54 PM): if i were you, i'd cut his limbs off, because then you'd be motionless... and he'd beable to stay around you for as long as he wanted... as close as he wanted
AWhiskyLullaby (10:37:31 PM): oh god! dont even tease about that!
useDadidaS (10:37:51 PM): coolmanty (10:34:22 PM): lol evil thoughts about your swim coach?
useDadidaS (10:34:57 PM): very
useDadidaS (10:35:00 PM): hes so fucking hot
useDadidaS (10:35:07 PM): were gonna do it
useDadidaS (10:37:56 PM): would you rather
useDadidaS (10:38:02 PM): do foss... or do matt
AWhiskyLullaby (10:38:18 PM): ahh..neither!
AWhiskyLullaby (10:38:19 PM): ew
useDadidaS (10:38:22 PM): you have to
AWhiskyLullaby (10:38:53 PM): eh...matt:-[
useDadidaS (10:38:59 PM): lol
useDadidaS (10:39:21 PM): would you rather
useDadidaS (10:40:20 PM): date a loud talker, or a close talker
AWhiskyLullaby (10:40:46 PM): whats a close talker
useDadidaS (10:41:03 PM): someone who talks really close to you
AWhiskyLullaby (10:41:32 PM): lol oh..umm a loud talker...i dont like people bein all close to me for no reason
useDadidaS (10:41:56 PM): would you rather hae no short term memory or no long term memory
AWhiskyLullaby (10:42:22 PM): no short term memory
useDadidaS (10:42:38 PM): weirdo
AWhiskyLullaby (10:42:58 PM): lol
AWhiskyLullaby (10:43:07 PM): well id want to remimber all the good times ive hd!
useDadidaS (10:43:36 PM): ya but you won't beable to remmeber anything new
useDadidaS (10:43:45 PM): like new names and hold a job
AWhiskyLullaby (10:43:58 PM): oh well....i cant remimber names anyways!
AWhiskyLullaby (10:44:07 PM): ill just get my daddy to pay for everything:-)
useDadidaS (10:44:11 PM): lol
useDadidaS (10:44:13 PM): would you rather have exssive eye brow hair (a unibrow) or exsesive nose and ear hair... and all of which arn't removable?
AWhiskyLullaby (10:44:57 PM): nose and ear
useDadidaS (10:45:19 PM): gross
AWhiskyLullaby (10:45:26 PM): lol
AWhiskyLullaby (10:45:43 PM): well you can always like push the hair in the nose/ear hole!
useDadidaS (10:45:49 PM): hahaha
useDadidaS (10:45:58 PM): until you sneeze, then, surprise!
AWhiskyLullaby (10:46:03 PM): hahahaha
AWhiskyLullaby (10:46:10 PM): ill tape them up there
useDadidaS (10:46:15 PM): hot glue
AWhiskyLullaby (10:46:17 PM): lol
useDadidaS (10:46:39 PM): would you rather be nailed in a coffen in your room overnight, or locked in a funeral home overnight?
AWhiskyLullaby (10:47:14 PM): locked in a funeral home
useDadidaS (10:47:31 PM): ick
useDadidaS (10:47:36 PM): hot or cold
AWhiskyLullaby (10:47:41 PM): cold
useDadidaS (10:48:10 PM): i said hot because you can swim
useDadidaS (10:48:10 PM): naked
AWhiskyLullaby (10:48:23 PM): lol
AWhiskyLullaby (10:48:43 PM): all you ever think about is what can cause you to take your clothes off!
useDadidaS (10:49:02 PM): usually
useDadidaS (10:49:33 PM): (45+3894)/ 3=... its hot, i should take off my clothes first
AWhiskyLullaby (10:49:43 PM): haha
useDadidaS (10:49:57 PM): grapes or lime?
AWhiskyLullaby (10:50:09 PM): lime
useDadidaS (10:50:27 PM): yey! i said that too
AWhiskyLullaby (10:50:44 PM): sweet!
useDadidaS (10:51:07 PM): would you rather get beat up by mike tyson, or talk like him?
AWhiskyLullaby (10:51:26 PM): lol...umm i dont really know how he talks
useDadidaS (10:51:33 PM): (that way you won't get skervy like the pirates)
useDadidaS (10:51:45 PM): its high pitched and he has a huge lispt, and studders
AWhiskyLullaby (10:51:55 PM): lol ill talk like him
useDadidaS (10:52:15 PM): would you rather have a receding hairline, or a proceding hairline?
AWhiskyLullaby (10:52:32 PM): receding
useDadidaS (10:54:08 PM): oh, heres an example of how he talks...
useDadidaS (10:54:18 PM): " i'm extatic about this"
useDadidaS (10:54:20 PM): turns into
useDadidaS (10:54:42 PM): I'm ecthatic about thith
AWhiskyLullaby (10:55:04 PM): lol aww thats cute!
AWhiskyLullaby (10:55:12 PM): i use to talk like that anyways!
useDadidaS (10:55:42 PM): not for a boxer
useDadidaS (10:55:58 PM): lol
AWhiskyLullaby (10:56:17 PM): lol yeah true
useDadidaS (10:58:15 PM): would you rather slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alchahol, or suck all the snot out of a dog's nose until its head caves in?
AWhiskyLullaby (10:58:54 PM): OMG your a freak!
useDadidaS (10:59:09 PM): i read that one
AWhiskyLullaby (10:59:24 PM): lol i think i would have to go with the razor
useDadidaS (10:59:29 PM): me too
useDadidaS (10:59:55 PM): would you rather be mechanically induced to scream at the top of your lungs for an hour, or have your eyes glued shut for a day?
AWhiskyLullaby (11:00:22 PM): eyes glued shut
useDadidaS (11:00:58 PM): would you rather be forced to preface everything you say with the phrase "Tuck it in" under threat of being slapped, or have a magnetic head?
AWhiskyLullaby (11:01:26 PM): the tuck it in one
useDadidaS (11:01:34 PM): omg this is a good one...
useDadidaS (11:01:39 PM): Would you rather
have 15 nails hammered into your tongue, or
have your saliva permanently transmuted to urine?
AWhiskyLullaby (11:02:09 PM): OMG
AWhiskyLullaby (11:02:21 PM): id have to go with the nails
useDadidaS (11:02:36 PM): but a nail in the wrong spot can paralize you
AWhiskyLullaby (11:02:51 PM): really?
useDadidaS (11:02:54 PM): yup
AWhiskyLullaby (11:02:59 PM): from your tounge?
useDadidaS (11:03:06 PM): yep
AWhiskyLullaby (11:03:07 PM): thats crazk
AWhiskyLullaby (11:03:11 PM): crazy*
useDadidaS (11:03:44 PM): Would you rather
have needles for leg hair, or
have flares shoot out of your nose every time you say the word "the" (ouch).
AWhiskyLullaby (11:05:58 PM): lol wow
AWhiskyLullaby (11:06:29 PM): umm..id neddles for leg hairs....i say the word 'the' alot!
useDadidaS (11:06:46 PM): lol
useDadidaS (11:06:56 PM): i was thinking if you did needles.. no sex
useDadidaS (11:07:20 PM): oh man, this sounds like one i should of made up
useDadidaS (11:07:23 PM): Would you rather
have a foot long eyelash you can never pluck, or
an earlobe the size of a basketball?
AWhiskyLullaby (11:07:59 PM): haha...foot long eyelash
AWhiskyLullaby (11:08:05 PM): i can just curl it!
useDadidaS (11:08:14 PM): and look like a freak
AWhiskyLullaby (11:08:29 PM): lol
AWhiskyLullaby (11:08:48 PM): cause im sure you would look so cool with an earlobe the size of a flippin basketball!
useDadidaS (11:09:19 PM): you could color it pretty with markers
AWhiskyLullaby (11:09:31 PM): hahaha..only you would say something like that!
useDadidaS (11:09:43 PM): lol
useDadidaS (11:10:15 PM): damn man... Would you rather
have the power of invisibility, or
be able to produce sparks from your fingertips? ... and if you don't pick invisibilty your crazy
AWhiskyLullaby (11:11:23 PM): dude how you could ever pass up the opertunity to be invisible
AWhiskyLullaby (11:11:25 PM): !!
useDadidaS (11:11:53 PM): for sho, especially when you can just buy a lighter... who needs to produce sparks
AWhiskyLullaby (11:12:03 PM): haha right!
useDadidaS (11:13:02 PM): Would you rather
be able to bring about a lasting world peace, or
eliminate all hunger and disease?
AWhiskyLullaby (11:14:02 PM): eliminate all hunger and disease
useDadidaS (11:14:48 PM): i don'tthink any are going to top the razor one
AWhiskyLullaby (11:15:36 PM): lol oh god no!
useDadidaS (11:16:55 PM): which means i'm out
useDadidaS (11:16:58 PM): peace
AWhiskyLullaby (11:17:18 PM): lol ok
sorry its so long....but your just gonna have to deal with it!!:-)
