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Oct 07, 2003 20:41

i went to get a new phone plan today and they told me it would be an $800 security deposit. i said, "fuck you, mr. at&t man!" and he said, "ok, the back room's over there." then i sucker punched him and he fell to the ground. i kicked him in the face and stomach a few times, and then said, "don't get fresh with me, mr.!"

i just saw toly. he says hi to everyone.

i went pee pee and i saw an ugly girl come out of the potty and then not wash her hands. so i said, "wash your hands, you fucking disease-spreading sick-o!" she did not respond. this story is true. the one about at&t man is not. well the part after the security deposit part is not true.

the end.
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