IC || 4th Incident | Video / Action - Violet City

[ilovemyorifice]

[Ax is looking pretty rough since the last time he had a moment to breathe make a video. His last one was right before the bug attack, and subsequently he got stuck on Route 30 with only an ABRA that only knows TELEPORT which Ax unfortunately did not know could have brought him back to Cherrygrove's Pokemon center, though it's doubtful if he'd use

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[usedcheckmate]

Wait, what's been attacking?

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[ilovemyorifice]

The bug Pokemon. [Ax STARES. You clearly are new here.] Perhaps you were fortunate enough not to arrive in Johto until after they had stopped attacking.

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[usedcheckmate]

I never knew bugs could do that.

If you could call arriving here fortunate at all.

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[ilovemyorifice]

Of all the possible worlds you could have arrived in, this is possibly the most peaceful. You could have arrived on a planet made up entirely of water. As I understand it humans are not quite properly-- per, perrrr, purrr, leeeee, pearl --equipped for long distance swimming.

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[usedcheckmate]

[Have some staring back.]

You've definitely been watching too many sci-fi films.

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[ilovemyorifice]

I do not watch the "sci-fi" channel. They are grossly unrealistic, the technology in particular.

[My LIFE is a sci-fi film, man. You have no idea.]

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[usedcheckmate]

Well, it wouldn't be sci-fi if it were realistic. Then it'd be a soap opera or something.

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[ilovemyorifice]

I like soap operas. They are quite entertaining.

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[usedcheckmate]

In the way that they're so bad?