Thursday Night Antics
Wow...wtf just happened?
Okay, so Kylie and Ali met me in Lake Oswego after my classes were over. I'd just bought a new aquarium, some more substrate and some driftwood for Zidane, and then we all went to the All American ice cream place. Then we went back to my house and decided to pick blackberries up at this place close to Ali's house.
Only we never got to the blackberries.
Along the way we decided to go get Sam. But she was like, "Fuck no, I'm studying! You can only come in if you make me French toast." So I tried to make her French toast, but mine sucked so Kylie made her some while Sam, Ali and I played monopoly and watched VMA. Then at about 9 we decided to go get Chinese food.
Only we made another stop on the way.
We were driving up to the Chinese place when suddenly someone was like, "Let's go get Kate!" So I drove us to Kate's house and got her. Then we drove up to the Chinese place and found out that it was closing in 15 minutes. So we drove to the other Chinese place and found out that it was closing in 15 minutes. So we said, "Fuck it!" and decided to drive to Portland for no reason.
Only when we got there we came up with a reason to be there.
First we stopped at a Burgerville to get milkshakes, smoothies and a diet pepsi. Then we drove around downtown and cat-called random people. Then we were about to turn around and cat-call people again when suddenly Kate was like, "LET'S GO TO THE ZOOOOOO!" So I swerved back onto the on-ramp and we drove to the zoo. Then we got there and we saw that it was closed and I was sad because I wanted to go play with the animals. So then we looked at the time and decided that we should probably start heading back home.
Only we didn't head back home.
When we pulled out of the parking lot, Kate was like, "I WANNA GO TO A CEMETARY!" So we drove to a cemetary, only we had to be sneaky about it because it was private property. So then Kate got out and danced around on a bunch of graves, and then I drove us out of there before we got in big trouble. Then we drove around aimlessly trying to find our way home. Then finally we figured out where we were and started back for West Linn.
Only we didn't go back to West Linn.
Ali was on the phone with Ian who was like, "Come get me, bitches!" So after being stuck in a bunch of horrible traffic I turned around and started heading for Ian's house. Then I got lost and started complaining about having to pull over and pee in a bush. So we found a gas station and I went to use the bathroom. They all wanted me to use the girls' bathroom but I ended up getting the key for the guys' instead. When I walked in there I wanted to vomit because the place smelled like bubblegum and sunshine. I got back out, told them how it smelled, and then we resumed our quest for Ian's house.
Only we never made it to Ian's house.
I turned towards the direction that Ian's house is in *cough cough* but then Ali was like, "No, we gotta go home." So I pulled into the Tigard library parking lot and turned around. Then we began our long trek home all the while screaming our heads off to all kinds of hilarious and embarassing songs like "Waterfalls" by TLC and "Butterfly" by Toybox.
And that was my Thursday night.
Okay, so Kylie and Ali met me in Lake Oswego after my classes were over. I'd just bought a new aquarium, some more substrate and some driftwood for Zidane, and then we all went to the All American ice cream place. Then we went back to my house and decided to pick blackberries up at this place close to Ali's house.
Only we never got to the blackberries.
Along the way we decided to go get Sam. But she was like, "Fuck no, I'm studying! You can only come in if you make me French toast." So I tried to make her French toast, but mine sucked so Kylie made her some while Sam, Ali and I played monopoly and watched VMA. Then at about 9 we decided to go get Chinese food.
Only we made another stop on the way.
We were driving up to the Chinese place when suddenly someone was like, "Let's go get Kate!" So I drove us to Kate's house and got her. Then we drove up to the Chinese place and found out that it was closing in 15 minutes. So we drove to the other Chinese place and found out that it was closing in 15 minutes. So we said, "Fuck it!" and decided to drive to Portland for no reason.
Only when we got there we came up with a reason to be there.
First we stopped at a Burgerville to get milkshakes, smoothies and a diet pepsi. Then we drove around downtown and cat-called random people. Then we were about to turn around and cat-call people again when suddenly Kate was like, "LET'S GO TO THE ZOOOOOO!" So I swerved back onto the on-ramp and we drove to the zoo. Then we got there and we saw that it was closed and I was sad because I wanted to go play with the animals. So then we looked at the time and decided that we should probably start heading back home.
Only we didn't head back home.
When we pulled out of the parking lot, Kate was like, "I WANNA GO TO A CEMETARY!" So we drove to a cemetary, only we had to be sneaky about it because it was private property. So then Kate got out and danced around on a bunch of graves, and then I drove us out of there before we got in big trouble. Then we drove around aimlessly trying to find our way home. Then finally we figured out where we were and started back for West Linn.
Only we didn't go back to West Linn.
Ali was on the phone with Ian who was like, "Come get me, bitches!" So after being stuck in a bunch of horrible traffic I turned around and started heading for Ian's house. Then I got lost and started complaining about having to pull over and pee in a bush. So we found a gas station and I went to use the bathroom. They all wanted me to use the girls' bathroom but I ended up getting the key for the guys' instead. When I walked in there I wanted to vomit because the place smelled like bubblegum and sunshine. I got back out, told them how it smelled, and then we resumed our quest for Ian's house.
Only we never made it to Ian's house.
I turned towards the direction that Ian's house is in *cough cough* but then Ali was like, "No, we gotta go home." So I pulled into the Tigard library parking lot and turned around. Then we began our long trek home all the while screaming our heads off to all kinds of hilarious and embarassing songs like "Waterfalls" by TLC and "Butterfly" by Toybox.
And that was my Thursday night.