Does it make you want to fuck?

Dec 19, 2004 21:30

The little guy fell into a whale. He was stuck in it for five days and nineteen nights. He survived by eating blueberry cheeseburgers, maggot infested potatoes and whale mucous. The little guy couldn't take it no more. So, he left. The whale said "Chao." The little guy was nowhere to be seen because he was invisible. Later that day he played a game of checkers to himself. He won and lost. Life's tough. The little guy bumped into a ten foot, four hundred pound koala bear. The bear was furious and decided to eat him. The little guy picked up an invisible blanket and crushed it over the bears head. The bear had a really bad hair day. It was hilarious. The end.

Well its been another week. I'm twenty. I watched City Of God with Dylan and that movie was awesome. I also watched Collateral. Man that movie is incredible. I also watched the original Night Of The Living Dead. It's a classic. I got a christmas tree. Oh yeah I forgot I got the Matrix trilogy on DVD. So so cool. James came into town and we stayed up playing video games and catching up on whats been happening.

Quote Of The Week - "The heart never speaks, but you must listen to it to know." - The Oracle

Tip Of The Week - Merry Christmas!
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