Bos, Bovis
My mom is away for the week. She left me money. To purchase food. So...I bought a guinea pig. He is cool. He looks a bit like a cow, but cooler. His name is Bos (Latin for cow), and he is going to be my friend. He has to be my friend since I bought him, basically paying his parents for his friendship. That's a bit creepy. However, I do not think he likes me. I also got him a guinea pig travel bag, so he can go everywhere with me…in style.
I was planning on going up to Newark with John tonight, flask in hand. But, John caught the child-slaughtering, nation-toppling, human-kind-destroying flu. So Bos and I will hang out, while I try to win his affection with apples.