Nerdiest survey ever - yes adam, you're a nerd
LAST SHOW ADDED TO YOUR RESUME:
Midsummer Night’s Dream
LAST SHOW YOU AUDITIONED FOR:
Baltimore Waltz
DID YOU GET IT:
Should know in a week or two. Felt good about it, but who knows
LAST SONG/MONOLOGUE YOU USED AT AN AUDITION
Some girls - Neil Labute
Moonage Daydream - David Bowie
FAVORITE MUSICAL(s):
Rocky Horror Show and Carousel (I know I’m a pussy but it’s pretty)
FAVORITE PLAY(s):
Hamlet, Othello, Pillowman, Scenes from an Execution, The Goat or Who is Sylvia, Some Girls, The Seagull, Angels in America, Krapps Last Tape, Henry 5, Deathwatch - much more.
FAVORITE ROLE YOU'VE PLAYED, AND FROM WHAT SHOW?
Hamlet - Hamlet
FAVORITE ROLE OVERALL THAT I WOULD LOVE TO PLAY:
Hamlet
Prior or Luis (both I suppose) - Angels in America
Franknfurter - Rocky Horror Show
Iago - Othello
SUPERSTITION:
None, they be stupid
YOUR GOAL IN SHOW BUSINESS:
Own a theatre company
Punch John Tavolta
FAVORITE DIRECTOR YOU HAVE EVER WORKED WITH:
Adam, David, Brent
WHAT WAS YOUR VERY FIRST SHOW?:
Wizard of Oz - 4th grade
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A DANCE SOLO?:
No and I will not - thank you very much
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A SINGING SOLO?
Oh yes.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE LAST PERSON TO TAKE A BOW?
yeah
HAVE YOU BEEN TO NEW YORK?
I live there motha’ fucka’
HAVE YOU BEEN TO LA?:
East Cost 4 Lyfe
(yeah, I didn’t like it)
WHAT'S THE SCARIEST PART OF AN AUDITION?:
Listening to other actors talk about basically anything
WHAT'S THE BEST PART OF AN AUDITION?:
Getting the hell away from everyone
NAME A SHOW YOU WOULD NEVER DO AGAIN:
Christmas Carol
Titus Andronicus
Maybe Bus Stop
NAME A SHOW YOU COULD DO FOR YEARS:
Hamlet
Angels in America
Anything that let me yell a lot and hit people
WHAT ARE YOU AUDITIONING FOR NEXT?
Grad school
DO YOU KEEP IN TOUCH WITH PAST CAST MEMBERS?:
For the most part…if I liked em
ON A SCALE OF 1-10, HOW IMPORTANT IS GETTING PAID?:
8 and a half
SOMETHING EMBARRASSING OR UNEXPECTED THAT HAPPENED TO YOU WHILE ON STAGE?:
Boners are the worst…close second would be boogers
WHO IS THE MOST DIFFICULT PERSON (ON STAGE OR OFF) THAT YOU HAVE EVER WORKED WITH?:
She knows who she is
WHAT IS YOUR ON STAGE PET PEEVE?
Gotta go with lack of eye contact.
WHAT IS YOUR BACK STAGE PET PEEVE?
People taking plays to seriously
EVER BEEN NAKED ONSTAGE?:
Pretty close
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KILLED?:
Fucking always
BEEN DRUNK?
Yeah, oh yeah. Not a good idea, wouldn’t do it again
PLAYED SOMEONE HALF YOUR AGE?
no
PLAYED SOMEONE TWICE YOUR AGE?:
No
CRIED?:
A couple of times - mostly I’m an accomplished faker
FIRED A GUN?
Nope, held one
BEEN DRENCHED?
nah
BEEN IN A DREAM SEQUENCE?
No, dreams are wussy
BEEN KISSED?:
yup
PLAYED OPPOSITE YOUR REAL LIFE SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Yes, that was cool
PLAYED THE VILLAIN?
No - it’s unfair really.
PLAYED A DRAG ROLE?
Yeah. Henry the 4th part two
BIGGEST CELEB YOU'VE WORKED WITH?
Charles Bronson
Midsummer Night’s Dream
LAST SHOW YOU AUDITIONED FOR:
Baltimore Waltz
DID YOU GET IT:
Should know in a week or two. Felt good about it, but who knows
LAST SONG/MONOLOGUE YOU USED AT AN AUDITION
Some girls - Neil Labute
Moonage Daydream - David Bowie
FAVORITE MUSICAL(s):
Rocky Horror Show and Carousel (I know I’m a pussy but it’s pretty)
FAVORITE PLAY(s):
Hamlet, Othello, Pillowman, Scenes from an Execution, The Goat or Who is Sylvia, Some Girls, The Seagull, Angels in America, Krapps Last Tape, Henry 5, Deathwatch - much more.
FAVORITE ROLE YOU'VE PLAYED, AND FROM WHAT SHOW?
Hamlet - Hamlet
FAVORITE ROLE OVERALL THAT I WOULD LOVE TO PLAY:
Hamlet
Prior or Luis (both I suppose) - Angels in America
Franknfurter - Rocky Horror Show
Iago - Othello
SUPERSTITION:
None, they be stupid
YOUR GOAL IN SHOW BUSINESS:
Own a theatre company
Punch John Tavolta
FAVORITE DIRECTOR YOU HAVE EVER WORKED WITH:
Adam, David, Brent
WHAT WAS YOUR VERY FIRST SHOW?:
Wizard of Oz - 4th grade
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A DANCE SOLO?:
No and I will not - thank you very much
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A SINGING SOLO?
Oh yes.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE LAST PERSON TO TAKE A BOW?
yeah
HAVE YOU BEEN TO NEW YORK?
I live there motha’ fucka’
HAVE YOU BEEN TO LA?:
East Cost 4 Lyfe
(yeah, I didn’t like it)
WHAT'S THE SCARIEST PART OF AN AUDITION?:
Listening to other actors talk about basically anything
WHAT'S THE BEST PART OF AN AUDITION?:
Getting the hell away from everyone
NAME A SHOW YOU WOULD NEVER DO AGAIN:
Christmas Carol
Titus Andronicus
Maybe Bus Stop
NAME A SHOW YOU COULD DO FOR YEARS:
Hamlet
Angels in America
Anything that let me yell a lot and hit people
WHAT ARE YOU AUDITIONING FOR NEXT?
Grad school
DO YOU KEEP IN TOUCH WITH PAST CAST MEMBERS?:
For the most part…if I liked em
ON A SCALE OF 1-10, HOW IMPORTANT IS GETTING PAID?:
8 and a half
SOMETHING EMBARRASSING OR UNEXPECTED THAT HAPPENED TO YOU WHILE ON STAGE?:
Boners are the worst…close second would be boogers
WHO IS THE MOST DIFFICULT PERSON (ON STAGE OR OFF) THAT YOU HAVE EVER WORKED WITH?:
She knows who she is
WHAT IS YOUR ON STAGE PET PEEVE?
Gotta go with lack of eye contact.
WHAT IS YOUR BACK STAGE PET PEEVE?
People taking plays to seriously
EVER BEEN NAKED ONSTAGE?:
Pretty close
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KILLED?:
Fucking always
BEEN DRUNK?
Yeah, oh yeah. Not a good idea, wouldn’t do it again
PLAYED SOMEONE HALF YOUR AGE?
no
PLAYED SOMEONE TWICE YOUR AGE?:
No
CRIED?:
A couple of times - mostly I’m an accomplished faker
FIRED A GUN?
Nope, held one
BEEN DRENCHED?
nah
BEEN IN A DREAM SEQUENCE?
No, dreams are wussy
BEEN KISSED?:
yup
PLAYED OPPOSITE YOUR REAL LIFE SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Yes, that was cool
PLAYED THE VILLAIN?
No - it’s unfair really.
PLAYED A DRAG ROLE?
Yeah. Henry the 4th part two
BIGGEST CELEB YOU'VE WORKED WITH?
Charles Bronson