Dear Ikea,
To the lady working in the couch department: oh, damn, I am so sorry. I did that thing that's so awful when my customers do it -- reacting like a pouty little child when you explained that what I wanted was not available. I was kind of rude. I'm just so emotionally invested in getting my poor old discontinued couch recovered.
To the dude who asked me a laundry question in the textiles department: were you macking on me? It's fine if you were, I just have a tin ear for that sort of thing. I'm a little out of it.
To everyone I overheard arguing bitterly with their family members: thanks for the free show.
To the dude who asked me a laundry question in the textiles department: were you macking on me? It's fine if you were, I just have a tin ear for that sort of thing. I'm a little out of it.
To everyone I overheard arguing bitterly with their family members: thanks for the free show.