survey about lefty's sexxiness...screamsofthesunFebruary 28 2005, 12:34:05 UTC
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF: » I committed suicide:i would join you in hell momentarily. » I said I liked you:i would shout "lesbo!" and run screaming away. » I kissed you:see above. » I lived next door to you:i wouldn't be filling this out, we'd be too busy having hot wild pig sex. » I started smoking:i would slap you. unless it was pot, cuz then I would ask for a hit. » I stole something:i would give you a high-five. I <3 kleptomaniacs. » I was hospitalized:i would call your doctor a quack when he would prescribe medicinal marijuana. » I ran away from home:i would force-feed you combos and slurpees in my room. » I got into a fight and you weren't there:i would asked if you used numchucks(or however the fuck you spell it.)
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
» Personality:you can be a little withdrawn, but when you open up you are the best friend. » Eyes:i love your dark mysterious eyes, you don't need contacts. » Face:almost as good as your walnut-shaped popo. » Hair:needs magenta...NOW! » Clothes:spankdifferous. » Mannerisms:in public-lack there of. w/ friends-perfect. » Family:see clothes.
[1] Who are you?Red. [2] Are we friends?no shit sherlock. [3] When and how did we meet?at a 4th grade b-day partay.sadly, there wasn't any beer. [4] How have I affected you?vaginally. [5] What do you think of me?i think you're very switched on. [6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?OMARRRR! [7] How long do you think we'll remain friends or enemies?forever...or least until i kill you. [8] Do you love me?OH YES BABY! [9] Have I ever hurt you?see #4. [10] Would you hug me?been there. [11] Would you kiss me?ooooh... see above, no. uhh- i guess?as friends. [12] Would you have sex with me?hells yeah man! the no-penis thing might pose a problem, though. [13] Are we close?yeaa. [14] Emotionally, what stands out? your personality...rebounding off of mine. [15] Do you wish I was cooler?no. you're cooler than cool babycakes! [16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?10.you're too nice. [17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.lefty...it's complicated. well, you know, anyway. [18] Am I loveable?ohhhhh. yeah. [19] How long have you known me?since 6th grade. [20] Describe me in one word.urrgh. empathetic (NOT PATHETIC, YOU ASS!) [21] What was your first impression? you're shy. [22] Do you still think that way about me now?god...no. [23] What do you think my weakness is?your social skills, and your trusting attitude. [24] Do you think I'll get married?not in vegas like i will. [25] What about me makes you happy?our jokes. [26] What about me makes you sad?our...jokes? [27] What reminds you of me? the sun...the air!duurrrhgh. the beach...mainly b/c of moe. [28] What's something you would change about me?see #23. [29] How well do you know me?better than you know yourself. [30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?n-...yeah. [31] Do you think I would kill someone?no. i would for you though. [32] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? hells yeah man!
» I committed suicide:i would join you in hell momentarily.
» I said I liked you:i would shout "lesbo!" and run screaming away.
» I kissed you:see above.
» I lived next door to you:i wouldn't be filling this out, we'd be too busy having hot wild pig sex.
» I started smoking:i would slap you. unless it was pot, cuz then I would ask for a hit.
» I stole something:i would give you a high-five. I <3 kleptomaniacs.
» I was hospitalized:i would call your doctor a quack when he would prescribe medicinal marijuana.
» I ran away from home:i would force-feed you combos and slurpees in my room.
» I got into a fight and you weren't there:i would asked if you used numchucks(or however the fuck you spell it.)
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
» Personality:you can be a little withdrawn, but when you open up you are the best friend.
» Eyes:i love your dark mysterious eyes, you don't need contacts.
» Face:almost as good as your walnut-shaped popo.
» Hair:needs magenta...NOW!
» Clothes:spankdifferous.
» Mannerisms:in public-lack there of. w/ friends-perfect.
» Family:see clothes.
[1] Who are you?Red.
[2] Are we friends?no shit sherlock.
[3] When and how did we meet?at a 4th grade b-day partay.sadly, there wasn't any beer.
[4] How have I affected you?vaginally.
[5] What do you think of me?i think you're very switched on.
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?OMARRRR!
[7] How long do you think we'll remain friends or enemies?forever...or least until i kill you.
[8] Do you love me?OH YES BABY!
[9] Have I ever hurt you?see #4.
[10] Would you hug me?been there.
[11] Would you kiss me?ooooh... see above, no. uhh- i guess?as friends.
[12] Would you have sex with me?hells yeah man! the no-penis thing might pose a problem, though.
[13] Are we close?yeaa.
[14] Emotionally, what stands out? your personality...rebounding off of mine.
[15] Do you wish I was cooler?no. you're cooler than cool babycakes!
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?10.you're too nice.
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.lefty...it's complicated. well, you know, anyway.
[18] Am I loveable?ohhhhh. yeah.
[19] How long have you known me?since 6th grade.
[20] Describe me in one word.urrgh. empathetic (NOT PATHETIC, YOU ASS!)
[21] What was your first impression? you're shy.
[22] Do you still think that way about me now?god...no.
[23] What do you think my weakness is?your social skills, and your trusting attitude.
[24] Do you think I'll get married?not in vegas like i will.
[25] What about me makes you happy?our jokes.
[26] What about me makes you sad?our...jokes?
[27] What reminds you of me? the sun...the air!duurrrhgh. the beach...mainly b/c of moe.
[28] What's something you would change about me?see #23.
[29] How well do you know me?better than you know yourself.
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?n-...yeah.
[31] Do you think I would kill someone?no. i would for you though.
[32] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? hells yeah man!
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