BEST HEADLINE EVER*:
Man run over by Gary Coleman :D!!!
Also, wtf, he was with his wife? I thought they got divorced:
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On one hand, I figure Gary Coleman has serious anger management problems that should probably be dealt with (ok well, in terms of being a heartless onlooker, no, they don't need to be dealt with, else stories like this will be SORELY MISSED, ahhaha), on the other hand
if you're having to sell your entire Gamecube collection for money, you probably could care less about helping yourself, because you don't have a lot to be happy about in your life. haha
ok, this is the second best headline of the day:
Gary Coleman Selling Car -- and Dignity -- on eBay aahas;dlfhasd;fl that's probably extra hilarious cuz I'm so deliriously tired :D
* or at least, for today