My Mexico Top 10
I figured it was only right to do a top 10 list... seeing as I was in Mexico for 10 days... it just makes sense.
1. The people I went with. I went with my Aunt Heather and her 3 friends that I didn't know. sounds odd? well it's me... I'm odd. at the airport I met Tammy and Stephanie (sisters) and Dan (Stephanie's boyfriend). they were all AWESOME. mostly Steph and Dan did their own thing. which left Tammy, Heather and I... to conquer Cabo. Which we most definetly did (as you will find out in the following list) Tammy and I are exactly the same. she's crazy. I love her. you would too. Heather on the other hand... drove us crazy. not all of the time... but seriously... most of the time. Steph and Dan were halarious.
2. Our Bar routine.
-We always started out our nights with Madori Sours at The Nowhere Bar. where we made fast friends with most of the waiters. by the end of our stay we were hugging them good bye. Francisco was always our waiter and gave us free shots and 2 for 1 drinks. Great place to start the night...
-Then to the Giggling Marlin for the show. HOT waiter man... kept coming over and giving me free drinks. "forcing" Tammy and I to do jello shots off each other's nipples and ALWAYS putting us in the show. different shows every night always including the audience. Dance off contests, musical chairs without chairs, crazy sex position contest, lap dances, chip and dale contests and lots of tequilla ... it was just crazy. I won the sexy lap dance contest. *grins*
-After the shows over most everyone clears out of the Gigglin Marlin and heads over to Squid Roe... where it's just DANCE DANCE DANCE. I thought of Jannah and Juli. they'd love it. huge dance floor. tables for dancing... a viewing area like Meads use to have. and there was this podium thing that this guy would stand on in the middle of the dance floor and poor alcohol down people's throats. well.. he wasn't on it.. and I thought it would be a good idea to go up there and dance with this really hot guy. we danced and had a great time.. then I took his shirt off with my teeth and he got in trouble. I guess guys aren't allowed to take their shirts off in Squid Roe. haha.. so I took mine off. they didn't care. very strange.
-we also went to a few other bars... like the world famous Cabo Wabo. I flashed the band. (I got drunk alot and showed my boobs to alot of people.. I hope I don't end up on girls gone wild) but when ever we messed up our bar routine our night just didn't end well... felt weird. so we mostly stuck with it,.
3. Scuba Diving! so much fun. it was my first time going.. and I can admit I was a little scared. We took a HUGE boat out to what felt like the middle of the damn ocean and jumped in. I saw lots of fishies... and got stung by invisible baby jelly fish. haha... it was bitter sweet really. but alot of fun.
4. THE PIRATE SHIP CRUISE! I shit you not. free booze. real pirate ship. wow. it was amazing. it was at night and I got to see the sun set over the water.. which is like looking into heaven. I dangled my feet over the edge of the boat and let my hair down to blow in the wind. closed my eyes to treasure the moment. it was probablly my favorite time in Mexico. and then I got drunk.. haha... showed off my pirate tatoo to one of the hoooot hot pirate crew members. he took it apon himself to kiss it.. lick up my chest to my neck... and then bite my lower lip. yea. wow. good times.
5. The boys in room 2025 and 2024. haha. we were known to them as the girls in room 2038. we met 4 guys from California at Squid Roe that were staying at the same hotel. so naturally we hung out alot with them, shared taxis, met up with them at bars and just talked. Ben, Stephan, Johnny and Tim. (all Costco workers!) Ben we thought was Gay at first. but he is just really nice. Stephan.. HOT, TALL... wow. and was into me. he's been down to Cabo 6 times in the past year. and said he'd send me a ticket next time he came down. (sure.. why not???) haha. Johnny and Tim were a little strange. ahha. Johnny would listen to music constantly and looked liked he was trying to be a conductor. Tim was just quiet.
6. Horse Back riding! Ben paid for both of us to go early one morning.. no one else wanted to go with him so he asked me... he didn't have to bribe me with paying for it.. but I let him anyways. haha. we rode along the beach... it was beautiful. the guide let us run the horses. which is rare on guided tours. I think I'm still sore tho. wow. hadn't been on a horse in a looong time.
7. We spent alot of our time hanging out with the boys at the pool or at the beach. Water Valley ball was alot of fun, sun bathing... going to the swim up bar. then one night at about 7pm.. I decided I wanted to skinny dip in the pool. people were still about, and it was just starting to get dark. I told Tammy and Heather I wanted to and they thought I was crazy, but when my swim suit came off.. they followed. haha... we spent the next couple hours avoiding people and the lights in the pool, doing dares.. and giggling like little girls. haha. we went from one end of the pool to the other thinking there was a hot tub at the other end. Tammy jumped in the supposed hot tub (Naked mind you) and then quickly realized it was NOT a hot tub. haha.. it was a Dive tank! 12 feet deep!! haha... "don't do it! stay over there!" we just couldn't stop laughing.
8. Shopping! of course we did lots of shopping. lots of markets.. everywhere. when the heat was unbearable.. we looked for the shops that advertised AC. which was rare... but marvelous. in several little shops.. the owners poured us shots of tequilla just for comming in. (maybe to get us drunk so we would spend more money??) I dunno. but it was cool.
9. I GOT A NEW TATTOO!!! well... 2 new tattoos actually. we found this bitchen tatoo parlor called Psycho Tattoo. the owner did all the work. his name was Alex. Tammy had custom Tribal work done on her lower abdomen.. which turned out marvelous. Heather got a seahorse on ther upper calf in purple and blue. wow.. the color combo he did was just amazing. and I got 2 paw prints on my lower back. :D they are hot.
10. I will end my list with the craziness that happened while we were down there... for some reason it just seemed like this trip alot of bad shit happened.
-Heather left half of her clothes at the first hotel we stayed at in San Jose... and they were gone when we went back to get them
-We got bribed into going to these presenations for selling Time Shares at different hotels... pretty much wasted alot of our time and we got yelled at allot.
-Tammy lost money taking off her shirt.
-Steph wouldn't let us use the phone cause the room was in her name and her credit card. *poo*
-a Maid stole 100 bucks from my zip up wallet!
- our sheets were wet half the time...
-our laundry that should have cost us 5 dollars to do... because that's how much they told us it would cost ended up costing us like 100 dollars!! out rageous!
-Heather being over sensitive
but I am very proud of myself. I didn't let any of that crap get to me. it was in Mexico... nothing could have ruined my good time. *shrugs* meh.
there is more.. I'm sure. haha.. I'm forgetting something grand that I did. but you get the idea.
who's comming with me next time???
1. The people I went with. I went with my Aunt Heather and her 3 friends that I didn't know. sounds odd? well it's me... I'm odd. at the airport I met Tammy and Stephanie (sisters) and Dan (Stephanie's boyfriend). they were all AWESOME. mostly Steph and Dan did their own thing. which left Tammy, Heather and I... to conquer Cabo. Which we most definetly did (as you will find out in the following list) Tammy and I are exactly the same. she's crazy. I love her. you would too. Heather on the other hand... drove us crazy. not all of the time... but seriously... most of the time. Steph and Dan were halarious.
2. Our Bar routine.
-We always started out our nights with Madori Sours at The Nowhere Bar. where we made fast friends with most of the waiters. by the end of our stay we were hugging them good bye. Francisco was always our waiter and gave us free shots and 2 for 1 drinks. Great place to start the night...
-Then to the Giggling Marlin for the show. HOT waiter man... kept coming over and giving me free drinks. "forcing" Tammy and I to do jello shots off each other's nipples and ALWAYS putting us in the show. different shows every night always including the audience. Dance off contests, musical chairs without chairs, crazy sex position contest, lap dances, chip and dale contests and lots of tequilla ... it was just crazy. I won the sexy lap dance contest. *grins*
-After the shows over most everyone clears out of the Gigglin Marlin and heads over to Squid Roe... where it's just DANCE DANCE DANCE. I thought of Jannah and Juli. they'd love it. huge dance floor. tables for dancing... a viewing area like Meads use to have. and there was this podium thing that this guy would stand on in the middle of the dance floor and poor alcohol down people's throats. well.. he wasn't on it.. and I thought it would be a good idea to go up there and dance with this really hot guy. we danced and had a great time.. then I took his shirt off with my teeth and he got in trouble. I guess guys aren't allowed to take their shirts off in Squid Roe. haha.. so I took mine off. they didn't care. very strange.
-we also went to a few other bars... like the world famous Cabo Wabo. I flashed the band. (I got drunk alot and showed my boobs to alot of people.. I hope I don't end up on girls gone wild) but when ever we messed up our bar routine our night just didn't end well... felt weird. so we mostly stuck with it,.
3. Scuba Diving! so much fun. it was my first time going.. and I can admit I was a little scared. We took a HUGE boat out to what felt like the middle of the damn ocean and jumped in. I saw lots of fishies... and got stung by invisible baby jelly fish. haha... it was bitter sweet really. but alot of fun.
4. THE PIRATE SHIP CRUISE! I shit you not. free booze. real pirate ship. wow. it was amazing. it was at night and I got to see the sun set over the water.. which is like looking into heaven. I dangled my feet over the edge of the boat and let my hair down to blow in the wind. closed my eyes to treasure the moment. it was probablly my favorite time in Mexico. and then I got drunk.. haha... showed off my pirate tatoo to one of the hoooot hot pirate crew members. he took it apon himself to kiss it.. lick up my chest to my neck... and then bite my lower lip. yea. wow. good times.
5. The boys in room 2025 and 2024. haha. we were known to them as the girls in room 2038. we met 4 guys from California at Squid Roe that were staying at the same hotel. so naturally we hung out alot with them, shared taxis, met up with them at bars and just talked. Ben, Stephan, Johnny and Tim. (all Costco workers!) Ben we thought was Gay at first. but he is just really nice. Stephan.. HOT, TALL... wow. and was into me. he's been down to Cabo 6 times in the past year. and said he'd send me a ticket next time he came down. (sure.. why not???) haha. Johnny and Tim were a little strange. ahha. Johnny would listen to music constantly and looked liked he was trying to be a conductor. Tim was just quiet.
6. Horse Back riding! Ben paid for both of us to go early one morning.. no one else wanted to go with him so he asked me... he didn't have to bribe me with paying for it.. but I let him anyways. haha. we rode along the beach... it was beautiful. the guide let us run the horses. which is rare on guided tours. I think I'm still sore tho. wow. hadn't been on a horse in a looong time.
7. We spent alot of our time hanging out with the boys at the pool or at the beach. Water Valley ball was alot of fun, sun bathing... going to the swim up bar. then one night at about 7pm.. I decided I wanted to skinny dip in the pool. people were still about, and it was just starting to get dark. I told Tammy and Heather I wanted to and they thought I was crazy, but when my swim suit came off.. they followed. haha... we spent the next couple hours avoiding people and the lights in the pool, doing dares.. and giggling like little girls. haha. we went from one end of the pool to the other thinking there was a hot tub at the other end. Tammy jumped in the supposed hot tub (Naked mind you) and then quickly realized it was NOT a hot tub. haha.. it was a Dive tank! 12 feet deep!! haha... "don't do it! stay over there!" we just couldn't stop laughing.
8. Shopping! of course we did lots of shopping. lots of markets.. everywhere. when the heat was unbearable.. we looked for the shops that advertised AC. which was rare... but marvelous. in several little shops.. the owners poured us shots of tequilla just for comming in. (maybe to get us drunk so we would spend more money??) I dunno. but it was cool.
9. I GOT A NEW TATTOO!!! well... 2 new tattoos actually. we found this bitchen tatoo parlor called Psycho Tattoo. the owner did all the work. his name was Alex. Tammy had custom Tribal work done on her lower abdomen.. which turned out marvelous. Heather got a seahorse on ther upper calf in purple and blue. wow.. the color combo he did was just amazing. and I got 2 paw prints on my lower back. :D they are hot.
10. I will end my list with the craziness that happened while we were down there... for some reason it just seemed like this trip alot of bad shit happened.
-Heather left half of her clothes at the first hotel we stayed at in San Jose... and they were gone when we went back to get them
-We got bribed into going to these presenations for selling Time Shares at different hotels... pretty much wasted alot of our time and we got yelled at allot.
-Tammy lost money taking off her shirt.
-Steph wouldn't let us use the phone cause the room was in her name and her credit card. *poo*
-a Maid stole 100 bucks from my zip up wallet!
- our sheets were wet half the time...
-our laundry that should have cost us 5 dollars to do... because that's how much they told us it would cost ended up costing us like 100 dollars!! out rageous!
-Heather being over sensitive
but I am very proud of myself. I didn't let any of that crap get to me. it was in Mexico... nothing could have ruined my good time. *shrugs* meh.
there is more.. I'm sure. haha.. I'm forgetting something grand that I did. but you get the idea.
who's comming with me next time???