whoreish
hahhaaa meli whoreish..
me and michelle r giving lauren a makeover and we're gonna make her one hott tomali!
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i'm going to a premiere of some movie with robin williams and david duchovnay...... god knows wut it's about. lololololol... my sisters watching big daddy and shes like "hailey stop watching it!" and i'm like sitting on the same couch as her... w/e!
quotes from big daddy:
"my mother used to tell me that soda would rot ur teeth, but ur gonnna loose those teeth anyway so rot on!"
"bring it on woman!"
"'enjoy the metabolism while you've got it.''metalobism?'"
"'hey.''hi.''go back to sleep allrite? nighty night.''i wet my bed.'"
"oy god. thats a shit load of piss."
adam sandler: HORSE SHIT!
*kid cries*
adam sandler: I'm sorry I wasn't cursing at you. I was cursing at the lady.
*kid still cries*
some guy: great parenting
adam sandler: what r u? my therapist?! take a hike! *throws the guys french fries behind his back*
little boy: *pees on wall* how come ur not going?
adam sandler: cause i don't have to go. only u and my grnadfather have to go every 5 seconds.
adam sandler: omg i had an attack of paranoia. i thought u were sleeping with my girl.
old guy: i am.
adam sandler: what's that now?
vannessa: he has a 5 year plan!
adam sandler: what? dont die?!
"ur making the biggest mistake of ur life. ur going to wish u never did this when u have that big, white, old body on top of u, with all that loose skin, and and old balls. eww gross."
ANY SECOND NOW MY MOM'LL COME HOME AND WE'LL GO TO THE PREMIERE. my sister thinks i'm going to a school function... haha shes so gulliable. lol.
me and michelle r giving lauren a makeover and we're gonna make her one hott tomali!
...!...!...!...!...!...!...!...!...!...!...!...!...!...!...!...!...!...!...!...!...!...!...!...!...!...
i'm going to a premiere of some movie with robin williams and david duchovnay...... god knows wut it's about. lololololol... my sisters watching big daddy and shes like "hailey stop watching it!" and i'm like sitting on the same couch as her... w/e!
quotes from big daddy:
"my mother used to tell me that soda would rot ur teeth, but ur gonnna loose those teeth anyway so rot on!"
"bring it on woman!"
"'enjoy the metabolism while you've got it.''metalobism?'"
"'hey.''hi.''go back to sleep allrite? nighty night.''i wet my bed.'"
"oy god. thats a shit load of piss."
adam sandler: HORSE SHIT!
*kid cries*
adam sandler: I'm sorry I wasn't cursing at you. I was cursing at the lady.
*kid still cries*
some guy: great parenting
adam sandler: what r u? my therapist?! take a hike! *throws the guys french fries behind his back*
little boy: *pees on wall* how come ur not going?
adam sandler: cause i don't have to go. only u and my grnadfather have to go every 5 seconds.
adam sandler: omg i had an attack of paranoia. i thought u were sleeping with my girl.
old guy: i am.
adam sandler: what's that now?
vannessa: he has a 5 year plan!
adam sandler: what? dont die?!
"ur making the biggest mistake of ur life. ur going to wish u never did this when u have that big, white, old body on top of u, with all that loose skin, and and old balls. eww gross."
ANY SECOND NOW MY MOM'LL COME HOME AND WE'LL GO TO THE PREMIERE. my sister thinks i'm going to a school function... haha shes so gulliable. lol.