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[ilovefld]

being sober and seeing a car coming im like omg a cop
after one beer im like that car will turn
after two beers im like its not a cop
after three beers, im like shit a cop
after four beers im like cop where
after five beers im like fuck cops
after six im like what the fuck is a cop
after seven beers i hope the cop doesnt see me pissing on this bush
after eight im on livejournal bullshitting