john ashcroft

[iloveexplosions]

i took his bags to his room and shook his hand. you're all jealous.

Comments

[yammoinpajamos]

did you barf on him?

[iloveexplosions]

i'll barf on you if you talk about my attorney general like that again.

well

[jasonaknight]

when i had to slide a note under his door i slid it as hard as i could hoping that it would be lost under the bed or something and he would not get the important information.

you should have spit in his face or at least told him that you will service him in anyway possible

-jason