Drunkenness
The lovely ladies of Spartan Soul host....THE BLACK OUT
When: November 17th
Location: Southtown
Time: 9pm-2am
Admission: Free before the clock strikes 10:30
Mood Set By: The one and only DJ Platinum
....Ladies and Gentleman
We are asking you to come clean, dressed in your best, sexy black attire. Please don't disappoint us because we will be looking right!
This is the invitation Carrie, Becca and I received on our doors last thursday night. We saw it as a good time and made a conscious decision on to get fucked the FUCK UP and dance to some sweet rap music! So we all dressed up in our best black clubbing clothes and started to drink.....probably a little too much. We bought a half gallon of captains and had about 8 shots each within 40 minutes before we got picked up to go. Now I dunno about u guys but i just got PLASTERED.
So Carmen, Becca's roommate, told us that since she's on the Spartan Soul Dance Team, she could get us in without our ID's because the girls were going to be checking them at the door. WRONG! When we got there, a GIANT BLACK BOUNCER was at the door checking ID's. Carrie got in with her 21 fake so I tried to use her school ID.....didn't work. Becca didn't have an ID either because she had lost hers a while back. We called carmen but she couldn't get us in for some reason.
So me, being the beligerant drunk i am, decide to just run past the giant bouncer and get into the club anyways.....needless to say it was a pretty stupid idea since 5 seconds after getting in, I found the giant bouncer SHOVING me the fuck out the door. I got SO pissed off/upset/beligerently idiotic. I ran in a second time....same thing happened.....a third time....same thing happened. Of course, i start to cry about it because "how DARE he push me!" I was like, BAWLING in the freezing cold wearing a tube top while Bill rubbed my back and told me it would be okay - hahahaha!
Wow - i'm a retard. We ended up having to leave and going to a grafitti party where I continued to drink a shit ton more beer. I honestly don't remember much...i do know that DP called and somehow i managed to get back to his place....
*DP the next morning lecturing me about the night before...
"You were so wasted i had to take you to the bathroom!" ~ DP
"It's not like u had to pull down my pants!" ~ Me
"...Actually, i DID! You were standing there with ur pants around ur ankles starring at ur crotch so i had to pull them up for you because other people wanted to use the bathroom!" ~ DP
Wow....i also changed my voicemail and left carrie a message stating, (slur in slow drunken tone) "I just wanted to see if u were okay....and if you have my chapstick...." HAHAHAHA!
Damn - so yeah - that was thursday. Friday i went to a catholic school girl's party at dke's and had a good time there too. I had gotten wasted on tuesday as well so when saturday came around I just stayed in for the night. I'm tired tho so i'm a jet.
Oh yeah - p.s. i have Carmen Electra's Aerobic Striptease Workout! HAHAHA!
LASTAS YA'LL!!!!
When: November 17th
Location: Southtown
Time: 9pm-2am
Admission: Free before the clock strikes 10:30
Mood Set By: The one and only DJ Platinum
....Ladies and Gentleman
We are asking you to come clean, dressed in your best, sexy black attire. Please don't disappoint us because we will be looking right!
This is the invitation Carrie, Becca and I received on our doors last thursday night. We saw it as a good time and made a conscious decision on to get fucked the FUCK UP and dance to some sweet rap music! So we all dressed up in our best black clubbing clothes and started to drink.....probably a little too much. We bought a half gallon of captains and had about 8 shots each within 40 minutes before we got picked up to go. Now I dunno about u guys but i just got PLASTERED.
So Carmen, Becca's roommate, told us that since she's on the Spartan Soul Dance Team, she could get us in without our ID's because the girls were going to be checking them at the door. WRONG! When we got there, a GIANT BLACK BOUNCER was at the door checking ID's. Carrie got in with her 21 fake so I tried to use her school ID.....didn't work. Becca didn't have an ID either because she had lost hers a while back. We called carmen but she couldn't get us in for some reason.
So me, being the beligerant drunk i am, decide to just run past the giant bouncer and get into the club anyways.....needless to say it was a pretty stupid idea since 5 seconds after getting in, I found the giant bouncer SHOVING me the fuck out the door. I got SO pissed off/upset/beligerently idiotic. I ran in a second time....same thing happened.....a third time....same thing happened. Of course, i start to cry about it because "how DARE he push me!" I was like, BAWLING in the freezing cold wearing a tube top while Bill rubbed my back and told me it would be okay - hahahaha!
Wow - i'm a retard. We ended up having to leave and going to a grafitti party where I continued to drink a shit ton more beer. I honestly don't remember much...i do know that DP called and somehow i managed to get back to his place....
*DP the next morning lecturing me about the night before...
"You were so wasted i had to take you to the bathroom!" ~ DP
"It's not like u had to pull down my pants!" ~ Me
"...Actually, i DID! You were standing there with ur pants around ur ankles starring at ur crotch so i had to pull them up for you because other people wanted to use the bathroom!" ~ DP
Wow....i also changed my voicemail and left carrie a message stating, (slur in slow drunken tone) "I just wanted to see if u were okay....and if you have my chapstick...." HAHAHAHA!
Damn - so yeah - that was thursday. Friday i went to a catholic school girl's party at dke's and had a good time there too. I had gotten wasted on tuesday as well so when saturday came around I just stayed in for the night. I'm tired tho so i'm a jet.
Oh yeah - p.s. i have Carmen Electra's Aerobic Striptease Workout! HAHAHA!
LASTAS YA'LL!!!!