Then bust a nut all ova yoself!
This past weekend was insanely fun!
Friday there was this big party at dke's. It's kinda weird but a millionaire alumni paid $1000 for a frat to throw a party so dke's threw it and made it VIP. Everything was free including the ice louge, which i totally tried....and spilled like half of it out of my mouth. I played a bunch of beer pong....met a bunch of awkward freshman. (it's SO OBVIOUS who the freshman are.) I'm pretty much enthralled with the VIP treatment i get at the house. I'm basically like a brother. I can walk past the giant lines to the keg.....I can help pass out cups to whoever i feel is worthy....I can help decide who comes in at the gate. I'd be lying if i said i didn't FUCKING LOVE IT! It's amazing to be able to hook my friends up with cups in a matter of seconds rather than waiting in line for 15 mins. I love how there are still brothers that I don't know but they know me! Haha! Amazing.
DP and his best friend Paul from home stole a half gallon of jager from behind the ice louge and we started passing it around in dp's room. I was SO DRUNK! I don't even know what happened but picture me later in my dorm RUNNING down the stairs to meet DP when suddenly i go SLIDING across the floor and land on my ass. Me being the wasty mcwasterson I am, am TOTALLY confused as to why i'm sitting on the ground and why my pants are SOAKING wet. Hm....let's see Caroline....could it be because you just slid in a GIANT PUDDLE OF PUKE? Finally I got it when i hear someone yell "some girl just slipped in the puke!" I tried to get up twice and seriuosly just slid back down into it. This guy came up to me with a mob and I THREW my shoes off, left them there, and SPRINTED upstairs. Carrie was like WTF! So i washed them off in the shower forgetting all the while that dp's waiting downstairs for me to sign him in.
*mind you, this is all after i made my infamous pb&j sandwhich in which i sat their exclaiming in the "i like to eat pizza voice"....."I SPREAD THE JELLY! LOOK AT ME SPREAD THE JELLY! I SPREAD THE JELLY CUZ IT'S SPREADING THE JELLY!" Hahahahahaha!
So i don't even know what happened but shua called and I let him in the side door but he showed up with a FUCKING BIKE that he stole from sigma nu. Haha! So we had to carry it upstairs and store it in my room. I made him go get my sick barfy shoes later. DP found his way up and Me, him, Josh, and Carrie all passed out like fuck'n WOAH in my room.
Crazy night.
I woke up thinking there was NO FUCKING WAY I could drink before the game. But no....Carrie handed me a couple beers and soon enough i was wasted as shit again! Carrie, me, TC becca, and her bf Jeff pregamed in Becca's room and then we headed over to tailgate where we met up with Graham, Jamie, and Josh. Had some peeing adventures....fuck'n saw Dave and Nicole - so random! We went to the game and chanted away. It was hot as fuck tho so we left at half time. Me n' shua went our separate ways and i met some guys on the way home who i proceeded to give my # to. They called later and I didn't recognize the number and let Dp answer.....i called back and the voicemail was the guy - oh well, i have a boyfriend.
I'M GOING TO THE FUCKING JAMIROQUAI CONCERT IN CHICAGO ON OCT. 30!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm so FUCKING excited!!! Ruth, Madeline, DANIELLE, John, DP, and I are all going!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So fucking excited it's RIDICK!
But anyways - my fuck'n birthday is saturday! Craziness!
Friday is Scott's blue b-day bash - haha!
Oh yeah - and yesterday I ran 4.1 miles! WTF! I took a water break at 2 cuz it was so fucking hot but i'm so proud of myself!
I gotta go take a shower tho cuz i'm going over to jimmy john's with Tanja to see if they can give me some fuck'n hours yet!
Lastas!!!!!!!!!
Friday there was this big party at dke's. It's kinda weird but a millionaire alumni paid $1000 for a frat to throw a party so dke's threw it and made it VIP. Everything was free including the ice louge, which i totally tried....and spilled like half of it out of my mouth. I played a bunch of beer pong....met a bunch of awkward freshman. (it's SO OBVIOUS who the freshman are.) I'm pretty much enthralled with the VIP treatment i get at the house. I'm basically like a brother. I can walk past the giant lines to the keg.....I can help pass out cups to whoever i feel is worthy....I can help decide who comes in at the gate. I'd be lying if i said i didn't FUCKING LOVE IT! It's amazing to be able to hook my friends up with cups in a matter of seconds rather than waiting in line for 15 mins. I love how there are still brothers that I don't know but they know me! Haha! Amazing.
DP and his best friend Paul from home stole a half gallon of jager from behind the ice louge and we started passing it around in dp's room. I was SO DRUNK! I don't even know what happened but picture me later in my dorm RUNNING down the stairs to meet DP when suddenly i go SLIDING across the floor and land on my ass. Me being the wasty mcwasterson I am, am TOTALLY confused as to why i'm sitting on the ground and why my pants are SOAKING wet. Hm....let's see Caroline....could it be because you just slid in a GIANT PUDDLE OF PUKE? Finally I got it when i hear someone yell "some girl just slipped in the puke!" I tried to get up twice and seriuosly just slid back down into it. This guy came up to me with a mob and I THREW my shoes off, left them there, and SPRINTED upstairs. Carrie was like WTF! So i washed them off in the shower forgetting all the while that dp's waiting downstairs for me to sign him in.
*mind you, this is all after i made my infamous pb&j sandwhich in which i sat their exclaiming in the "i like to eat pizza voice"....."I SPREAD THE JELLY! LOOK AT ME SPREAD THE JELLY! I SPREAD THE JELLY CUZ IT'S SPREADING THE JELLY!" Hahahahahaha!
So i don't even know what happened but shua called and I let him in the side door but he showed up with a FUCKING BIKE that he stole from sigma nu. Haha! So we had to carry it upstairs and store it in my room. I made him go get my sick barfy shoes later. DP found his way up and Me, him, Josh, and Carrie all passed out like fuck'n WOAH in my room.
Crazy night.
I woke up thinking there was NO FUCKING WAY I could drink before the game. But no....Carrie handed me a couple beers and soon enough i was wasted as shit again! Carrie, me, TC becca, and her bf Jeff pregamed in Becca's room and then we headed over to tailgate where we met up with Graham, Jamie, and Josh. Had some peeing adventures....fuck'n saw Dave and Nicole - so random! We went to the game and chanted away. It was hot as fuck tho so we left at half time. Me n' shua went our separate ways and i met some guys on the way home who i proceeded to give my # to. They called later and I didn't recognize the number and let Dp answer.....i called back and the voicemail was the guy - oh well, i have a boyfriend.
I'M GOING TO THE FUCKING JAMIROQUAI CONCERT IN CHICAGO ON OCT. 30!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm so FUCKING excited!!! Ruth, Madeline, DANIELLE, John, DP, and I are all going!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So fucking excited it's RIDICK!
But anyways - my fuck'n birthday is saturday! Craziness!
Friday is Scott's blue b-day bash - haha!
Oh yeah - and yesterday I ran 4.1 miles! WTF! I took a water break at 2 cuz it was so fucking hot but i'm so proud of myself!
I gotta go take a shower tho cuz i'm going over to jimmy john's with Tanja to see if they can give me some fuck'n hours yet!
Lastas!!!!!!!!!