My computer sucks balls, it's so slow
Yes yes I have been lazy with regards to updating this thing. A lot of stuff has happened, so I'll break it down in point form:
-Canada Day weekend, Katie (swirliesgirl) came up (July 1-4)....we proceeded to party, get educational at museums, encounter cougar lesbians, celebrate my 22nd birthday in style at a surprise party for moi, followed by fun times at the Mercury Lounge (Martini/Funky Jazz bar). I miss her. OH! I'm coming home for a weekend in August.
-I started my second semester of summer school. My new prof is a relentless Nazi who is giving us 5-10 pop quizzes, assigned us a 15 page paper,assigned us readings on reserve for every class in the library that are between 30-55 pages (which is a helluva lot of photocopying), ON TOP of our textbook readings. And I know the exam is going to be KILLER.
-I went to the gym on Monday and did a rigorous workout with Mandy, White Lizz and Gennie. I woke up the next day unable to move my right arm. Today the pain increased and I went to the doctor. I discovered I sprained my arm, and it is now in a sling. While waiting for the doctor to arrive, I had to wait next to a girl who was waiting to see if she was pregnant. She looked like she didn't want to be pregnant. I asked her if she was about to toss her cookies. She said no. I also saw three varsity basketball guys walk into the waiting room with cups in their hands, grumbling that they had to pee in them. TEE HEE HEE! While this all happened, I watched housewives in a bowling competition on TSN (they finally put a tv in the waiting room!).
And now ladies and gentlemen, I am drunk. Why? Because it takes too long for drugs to kick in, so I'm swigging down something stronger that will do the trick. In a short amount of time. I will now stumble down the stairs and have some pizza. Cheers.
-Canada Day weekend, Katie (swirliesgirl) came up (July 1-4)....we proceeded to party, get educational at museums, encounter cougar lesbians, celebrate my 22nd birthday in style at a surprise party for moi, followed by fun times at the Mercury Lounge (Martini/Funky Jazz bar). I miss her. OH! I'm coming home for a weekend in August.
-I started my second semester of summer school. My new prof is a relentless Nazi who is giving us 5-10 pop quizzes, assigned us a 15 page paper,assigned us readings on reserve for every class in the library that are between 30-55 pages (which is a helluva lot of photocopying), ON TOP of our textbook readings. And I know the exam is going to be KILLER.
-I went to the gym on Monday and did a rigorous workout with Mandy, White Lizz and Gennie. I woke up the next day unable to move my right arm. Today the pain increased and I went to the doctor. I discovered I sprained my arm, and it is now in a sling. While waiting for the doctor to arrive, I had to wait next to a girl who was waiting to see if she was pregnant. She looked like she didn't want to be pregnant. I asked her if she was about to toss her cookies. She said no. I also saw three varsity basketball guys walk into the waiting room with cups in their hands, grumbling that they had to pee in them. TEE HEE HEE! While this all happened, I watched housewives in a bowling competition on TSN (they finally put a tv in the waiting room!).
And now ladies and gentlemen, I am drunk. Why? Because it takes too long for drugs to kick in, so I'm swigging down something stronger that will do the trick. In a short amount of time. I will now stumble down the stairs and have some pizza. Cheers.