The Celeb Fuck-Up Award of the Day goes to this charming young musician:
Oh Amy Winehouse, why can't you get your shit together?
Her publicist has named the disease on her face, "Impetigo". I call it "Being Crack's Bitch".
OH GOD, I just had a thought....I'm going to be in London from Wednesday to Friday.....Amy Wino lives in London, where she is currently spreading her disease. I pray that I don't catch this....that would totally ruin my vacay.