Starzilla and The View are FINITO

Jun 28, 2006 22:56

Reasons why I love the Star Jones-Reynolds fiasco:

1. I LOVE to hate Star Jones. Girlfriend is practically begging for massive amounts of hate to be lavished upon her

2. Barbara Walters gave the bitch a tongue-lashing on-air today due to Star's complaining to People magazine and making herself out to be the sole victim of this entire situation

3. I have been WAITING forever for The View/ABC to can this overrated, "holier-than-thou" mega biotch from the airwaves. Her "I know everything in the whole entire damn world, and no one can disagree with me OR ELSE" attitude has driven me nuts for years. I honestly should have had a party yesterday when she announced the news. If I had had the ingredients in the house, I would have whipped up some fried chicken and Kool-Aid....stuff Ms. Jones had consumed before she *cough cough* magically shredded those pounds

4. Barbara Walters told the Associated Press that the reason ABC decided to can Mrs. Al Reynolds was that the ratings showed that viewers hated Starzilla due to her annoying discussions about her "miraculous" weight loss, her refusing to divulge the exact method she used, but still discussing the weight loss at great lengths, and her plugging endorsements on-air for various companies who PAID for her million dollar wedding

And the list goes on. Now, here's what I'm currently waiting for:

1. No one to offer Wheezy a new job

2. Al Reynolds to come out of the closet

3. A Jerry Springer/Maury Povich-like show-down between the gastric-bypass loving, former tv. personality vs. the rest of the hens on The View

4. Margaret Cho to replace dear Starlet. GO CHO!
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