So, my friend Jason sent me this link today.....it's an essay written by this guy named Peter....he wrote it in the year 2000, and for some reason, it ended up on the page of some guy's Livejournal 5 years later. If you want a good laugh, or a good excuse to shake your head, click on the link and read it. I'm taking a random guess that our friend Peter wasn't teacher's pet.
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