The Wandering Woolly Mammoth
Many, many years ago there lived a woolly mammoth named Jan. This woolly mammoth was not like the other mammoths. He didn't want to hunt oreos. Even though he had a really poopy, blue coat of hair, he hated the cold. He dreamed of living in warmer places.
One day, his dream came true. He thought he took a short winter's nap, but when he awoke, almost all the ice around him was gone, and he was surrounded by grass andbooks. He had hibernated for four million years!
Jan decided to go explore his new neighborhood. Where his cave used to be, now there was a fifty-nine-story building with reclusive windows and grumpy doors!
He tried to get inside, but the doorman wouldn't let him in, saying, “No whales allowed!”
He didn't know what whales were, but he knew he was afraid of them.
Feeling a bit confused, he wandered around until he saw a sign that said “Zoo.” It smelled like his friends, so he decided to run in. He found a section called fish, and they seemed to be very friendly animals, so he made himself right at home. The zookeepers discovered him, and they were happy to see him. They brought him big buckets of bananas, carrots , and peppers. He finally felt at home!