LOVE
"...I think love is the most beautiful thing in the world
and i dont give a fuck,
because i have no original ideas.
I am a pathetic man, whose goal is
to read poetry to get women to fall in love with him.
and you'd think i was reprimanding myself
and revealing my horrible dark side by saying that,
but what I'm really saying is;
"Women who hear this, fall in love with me, OR ELSE!"
cause that's what it really comes down to an ultimatum.
life or death, and sure maybe i'm being extreme.
but you tell me that things arent extreme. Jesus!
I've seen a man jack off to a gap window display!
so don't tell me that love isn't important,
and maybe you didnt like those lines,
but that's okay
you're not supposed to like all of my lines.
all of you out there really listen to 12 percent of the lines that contain words like
"fuck" and "ass" and "ride my dong-stick you naughty schoolgirl"
because in a poem about love we all need to love the relevant things
because we're all looking for the complete definition of love..."
i love this chinaman. and that's not a racial slur, it's an affectionate term.
and i dont give a fuck,
because i have no original ideas.
I am a pathetic man, whose goal is
to read poetry to get women to fall in love with him.
and you'd think i was reprimanding myself
and revealing my horrible dark side by saying that,
but what I'm really saying is;
"Women who hear this, fall in love with me, OR ELSE!"
cause that's what it really comes down to an ultimatum.
life or death, and sure maybe i'm being extreme.
but you tell me that things arent extreme. Jesus!
I've seen a man jack off to a gap window display!
so don't tell me that love isn't important,
and maybe you didnt like those lines,
but that's okay
you're not supposed to like all of my lines.
all of you out there really listen to 12 percent of the lines that contain words like
"fuck" and "ass" and "ride my dong-stick you naughty schoolgirl"
because in a poem about love we all need to love the relevant things
because we're all looking for the complete definition of love..."
i love this chinaman. and that's not a racial slur, it's an affectionate term.