Title: Five Devil's Fruit Powers that Sanji Never Had
Characters: Sanji, Zoro, Nami
Rating: G
Word Count: 197
A/N: Wasn't planning on posting them all in the same day, but whatever, I'm going to post two today since I've got 'em sitting on my computer, all done and all. And I've got tons of schoolwork to deal with so I'm going to be working on plenty of fic today. Why can't I write long fic?
Part Two - Earth
What the fuck good kind of power is this, he grumbled to himself, leaning against a positively ecstatic mikan tree in the ship's little grove and Nami smiled and said maybe he'd finally be able to get the rosemary to grow for once, did he realize just how much that spice costs at port towns and Sanji Mellorined and called Nami so clever and beautiful but pouted some more when she left. He wanted a cool power, dammit.
Zoro laughed at him and called him the pretty flower princess and Sanji fumed and kicked him in the head but that didn't change the fact that wherever they went the flowers would sprout from the earth and turn their faces as if to look at him, tree branches would twitch and creek as if longing to embrace him, and if he ever slept on land, by morning his room and bed would be covered with ivy and creeping vines.
But then, on the next island he discovered the Deadly Monster Venus Fly Trap and he learned to stop pouting so much and Zoro learned that the teeth of the Deadly Monster Venus Fly Trap were really fucking sharp.