Strange lady
A strange lady came up to me at the temple yesterday and asked me if I was the one with a cast for the past three weeks or so. Mentally correcting the three weeks to be four hellish ones, I said, "Yes."
She said in Hokkien, "Oh! You know, you should not eat chicken and eggs when your leg is still healing. And you cannot eat seafood, especially prawns, or your leg will itch. You also cannot eat cold stuff or drink cold water. Don't eat things that are too heaty as well!" And walked away.
My mother came up to me and asked me if I knew who that lady was. I said, "No." "Then what did she tell you?" my mother said. I replied, "She told me to live on tofu."
A few days ago, Curry Gang surfed Angelababy's xanga. I'd always thought that girl was some twit wannabe or something, but when I saw her blog I nearly choked on my spit. She positively makes Elva Hsiao look hideous.
Every single picture of her looks utterly perfect (no hyperboles here). When she is sans makeup she looks like an angmoh!
Love the hoodie.
That's why I hate her.
She said in Hokkien, "Oh! You know, you should not eat chicken and eggs when your leg is still healing. And you cannot eat seafood, especially prawns, or your leg will itch. You also cannot eat cold stuff or drink cold water. Don't eat things that are too heaty as well!" And walked away.
My mother came up to me and asked me if I knew who that lady was. I said, "No." "Then what did she tell you?" my mother said. I replied, "She told me to live on tofu."
A few days ago, Curry Gang surfed Angelababy's xanga. I'd always thought that girl was some twit wannabe or something, but when I saw her blog I nearly choked on my spit. She positively makes Elva Hsiao look hideous.
Every single picture of her looks utterly perfect (no hyperboles here). When she is sans makeup she looks like an angmoh!
Love the hoodie.
That's why I hate her.