I apologize wholeheartedly. *snerk*
If you're as weird as me, swallow your drink before reading this.
...because I just sprayed yummy beer all over my comp. screen. This was truly awful, and I don't know why it was so funny. I was just being weird as I usually am, inventing new strangenesses, and it occurred to me that it might be fun to run around my apartment screaming "I'm a mushroom! I'm a mushroom!" Then I sat down and had just taken a drink when this thought ran through my mind...
Did I just say EAT ME in hobbitish?! and now I'm mopping up Sammy Adams and wondering where I went so wrong. And my shirt smells very malty.
This was almost as bad as the time when I was watching RotK with a friend who had never seen it, and we were watching the scene where Aragorn is taking care of Eowyn in the Houses of Healing and I was trying to explain why she was so badly hurt...
"Well, her arm's broken, and the Black Breath..."
"What, is stinky? They hadn't brushed for 1000 years?"
And I nearly busted a gut laughing. I guess I'm easily amused.