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I've been out of the office sick all week. This is my first day back. Not feeling too great either. Oh well. What can I do? I asked me boss if he could count the 3 days I missed this week as vacation days since I've already missed them and cannot afford for them not to be on my paycheck. Said he'd see about learning how to back into that, whatever that means.
Some guy in line at State Oil asked me if I liked alligator beef jerky. I told him I've never tried it. Then he asked me why I was buying it. OK, just because there is an alligator on the bag, does not mean it contains alligator. It's a cartoon alligator stirring a gumbo pot, idiot. It's Cajun Cookout beef jerky. Which is very good beefjerky, might I add. So I tell him, no it's not alligator beefjerky. And he says, oh, you better watch out cause some of them are. OK.
Then as I open the door to leave some guy runs face first smack into the door, then apologizes to me for hitting himself on the door I was coming out of. Hell, I might have hit him b/c he wasn't paying attention. But yes, I have no problem with you making an ass of yourself running into doors. But I don't think you need to apologize to me for something you did to yourself.
Brother called to see if I was alive because they saw my car in my driveway, but I wasn't answering the door. I was like, awwww...so sweet, but I'm at work. My car is just at home.
I really really really didn't want to come back to work. I wanted to crawl in a hole where nobody could find me and just hide. I really have no specific reason why. Now that I'm back it's not so bad, I just really really really didn't want to come back.
Some guy in line at State Oil asked me if I liked alligator beef jerky. I told him I've never tried it. Then he asked me why I was buying it. OK, just because there is an alligator on the bag, does not mean it contains alligator. It's a cartoon alligator stirring a gumbo pot, idiot. It's Cajun Cookout beef jerky. Which is very good beefjerky, might I add. So I tell him, no it's not alligator beefjerky. And he says, oh, you better watch out cause some of them are. OK.
Then as I open the door to leave some guy runs face first smack into the door, then apologizes to me for hitting himself on the door I was coming out of. Hell, I might have hit him b/c he wasn't paying attention. But yes, I have no problem with you making an ass of yourself running into doors. But I don't think you need to apologize to me for something you did to yourself.
Brother called to see if I was alive because they saw my car in my driveway, but I wasn't answering the door. I was like, awwww...so sweet, but I'm at work. My car is just at home.
I really really really didn't want to come back to work. I wanted to crawl in a hole where nobody could find me and just hide. I really have no specific reason why. Now that I'm back it's not so bad, I just really really really didn't want to come back.