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[illusionssoul]

OK, I have 20 minutes till I get out of here. I'm bored, have music pumping in my head and I need to get me some. I don't understand why I'm so horny at work. I'm just looking at freaking cubicle walls, if that's even what you would call them. I need sex

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Ummmm....hi.

[ex_assclown462]

So, you added me to your friends list. Brave, brave girl.

In this entry it would appear as though you are preparing yourself for a bout of lesbian sex. Is this the case?

Bring it On

[illusionssoul]

So why exactly must I be so brave in order to add you to my friend's list? I suppose I'll see.

And no, not preparing for bouts of lesbian sex there. Though if that makes you all the much more happier to think so, go right ahead.

Re: Bring it On

[ex_assclown462]

Lesbian sex fucking rules. Did you see the monkey?

Re: Bring it On

[illusionssoul]

If you're talking about the disgusting skank that's past her day trying to give pussy shots, yes.

Can you see the poor sucker getting turned on by that crab bag?

Re: Bring it On

[bardweiser]

"crab bag"? Ouch!
*writes that one down just below "cum dumpster"*

I gotta use that one the next time my friends and I are drinking =p

Re: Bring it On

[illusionssoul]

You gotta see the picture and you'll get what I mean.

Re: Bring it On

[ex_assclown462]

Are you refering to me as a "poor sucker"?

Re: Bring it On

[illusionssoul]

So you were turned on by grandma, the truth comes out....poor sucker