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Sep 05, 2007 10:35

 Ok so I am at my dads right nowwww. I finished work last week , but everyone has gone back home now *alas*

I helped move a friend down to Toronto TWICE this week *shakes falsely angry fist*. I called peeps to see if anyone wanted to hang out since I was near Hamilton/Dundas/Brant/TORONTO but NOOOOOOOOOO everyone is helping their siblings move to University or just not home. How many times do I have to tell you people your lives are supposed to revolve around what is convieninat to me? Honestly.

So here are some notes I have made this week...

-DRIVE LIKE YOU HAVE SOMEWHERE TO GO BECAUSE THE REST OF US FUCKING DO!
-Hills are not a how-slow-can-you-go contest.
-If you are going to drive like a pussy on the 1-lane-highways, when it splits into two, don't get your balls in a knot when everyone wants to pass you. Pull over into the slow lane AND MAINTAIN YOUR SPEED! Don't suddenly decide you want to speed too. Assholes.
-Treasure hunts are muchos fun! Especially when it's roomates who do it with your school supplies. :)
-Do not dump your ashtrays out on highways as it will go into someones window. Yeah I'm talking to you guy-who-chased-me-for-18-minutes-for-throwing-a-hamburger-at-your-face-for-doing-that. It was so satisfactory to see it hit him in the head, and even more so when he realized chasing us was taking him too far away from his route, and screaming on the 401 really isn't that affective. MM-MM-MM-MM-MMMMM I'm lovin' it!!!!
-I will brake for skunks
-I will not brake for whores. RUN BITCHES RUN.

LOVE YOU AWL>
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