Brought to you by...
... the good folks at Dick's Pharmaceutical Company!
Proudly serving the greater Winnemucca metro area for the past 41 years, Dick's Pharmaceutical is relocating to a country that's high on cheap labor and low on extradition laws, so we can pass the savings on to YOU!
PILLS! Ya want pills? We got pills! Dick's® Amazing Cure-all Formula #7 pills are chewable, even! Chew 'em, suck 'em, swallow 'em whole! Some of our more discerning clientele have even said they make an excellent suppository. However you take 'em, Dick's will cure what ails ya! Our pills--made with our own special patented ingredient, Placebo®--has been used in gen-u-ine scientific research to cure just about everything for nigh on to half-a-century! Got smelly feet? Wash 'em and suck down some Dick's®! Got a big, nasty boil on yer forehead? Lance it, wash yer face and take a couple o' Dick's®! Feeling sad, lonely and depressed? Get back in the saddle, and go out with a couple of Dick's®, now in our handy traveling case. "Keep it in your pants."
Dick's® Amazing Cure-all Formula #7 brand pills are also available in economy-size 2 lb. bags at wholesale clubs and outlet malls everywhere, so don't let the economy get you down! And if you're worried about the new gubmint healthcare, you know what WE say:
"If you don't like your healthcare, eat a bag o' Dick's®!"
- By Andy Wells, my best friend's really funny brother.
Woulda posted this to FB, but I don't feel like catching hell from those on my friends list who are conservatives. I really need to set up a filter. On the other hand - hi! LJ post!
Proudly serving the greater Winnemucca metro area for the past 41 years, Dick's Pharmaceutical is relocating to a country that's high on cheap labor and low on extradition laws, so we can pass the savings on to YOU!
PILLS! Ya want pills? We got pills! Dick's® Amazing Cure-all Formula #7 pills are chewable, even! Chew 'em, suck 'em, swallow 'em whole! Some of our more discerning clientele have even said they make an excellent suppository. However you take 'em, Dick's will cure what ails ya! Our pills--made with our own special patented ingredient, Placebo®--has been used in gen-u-ine scientific research to cure just about everything for nigh on to half-a-century! Got smelly feet? Wash 'em and suck down some Dick's®! Got a big, nasty boil on yer forehead? Lance it, wash yer face and take a couple o' Dick's®! Feeling sad, lonely and depressed? Get back in the saddle, and go out with a couple of Dick's®, now in our handy traveling case. "Keep it in your pants."
Dick's® Amazing Cure-all Formula #7 brand pills are also available in economy-size 2 lb. bags at wholesale clubs and outlet malls everywhere, so don't let the economy get you down! And if you're worried about the new gubmint healthcare, you know what WE say:
"If you don't like your healthcare, eat a bag o' Dick's®!"
- By Andy Wells, my best friend's really funny brother.
Woulda posted this to FB, but I don't feel like catching hell from those on my friends list who are conservatives. I really need to set up a filter. On the other hand - hi! LJ post!