If you get an email from UPS saying that there's been a problem with some kind of package delivery, DO NOT open the attachment. REALLY. Don't. It's a really nasty trojan that turns your PC into a zombie and sends all sorts of sensitive info out over the internets and messes up your OS so that it's hard to revert to a previous state and also ties your shoelaces together and puts a "kick me" sign on your back. One of our clients did this on Wednesday and it's been a royal pain in the ass in a way that no other virus or trojan has been, like, ever.
thefoxkazan is a freakin' SAINT for not going all Office Space on her PC. May this finally end today.