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[illusiongames]

Dear Sawada Tsunayoshi-kun,

I have made myself captain of the Vongola ship. You and everyone else on the ship will follow my orders and my rules. Any disobedience of my orders or my rules will result in punishment or possibly death. No questions. That is all.

Sincerely yours,
Rokudo Mukuro ≖‿≖

PS: Cavallone, where's my chocolate?

Comments

[piratewhip]

Not being docked, it's a bit hard to come by!

Captain?

[illusiongames]

I don't care. Get it anyway.

Yes, I am Captain Rokudo Mukuro now. Which makes you the cabin boy. ≖‿≖

[piratewhip]

Physical impossibilities, Mukuro!

CABIN BOY?!

[illusiongames]

Don't talk back to me, Cavallone.

Kufufu~ You're perfect for the job, needless to say.

[piratewhip]

I'm not talking back, just stating facts!!

...I am not.

[illusiongames]

I don't want facts, so stop giving them to me.

Yes, you are. Do not deny.

[piratewhip]

Alright, but I don't have your chocolate.

And why, exactly, am I perfect for the job?

[illusiongames]

You need to have it by tomorrow. No excuses.

You fit the job qualification, obviously.

[piratewhip]

Fine, I'll see what I can do.

Which are...what?

[illusiongames]

Kufufu~

I'm not going to tell you.

[piratewhip]

What!

I absolutely refuse to take a position I don't know the qualifications for!

[illusiongames]

You're not allowed to refuse.

[piratewhip]

Sure I am. I'm not Vongola. I can just find a different ship!

[illusiongames]

You're associated with the Vongola. It's close enough. You're still mafia as far as I know.

[piratewhip]

Of course I'm still mafia, I'm Cavallone. And yes I'm associated with Vongola, but I'm here at Tsuna's guest and because I enjoy being around the Vongola family.

Which doesn't require me to be a cabin boy.

[illusiongames]

Is that why you haven't gotten your own ship yet?

You're my cabin boy. No refusals.