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noah puckerman | glee

[puckerman]

3. XD

[sofreakinbad]

[ Sam is the grumpiest grump that ever grumped. He's got the yellow soda in one hand, and his arms are folded while he basically pouts. ]

4 lmfasdg

[puckerman]

[ Puck's chugging back a green one when he notices grump-faced Sam and starts to wander over.

But man, you know what sounds good right now.

Some straight-up hugs.

But he is such a bro, he'll forget about that in favor of finding out what's wrong with Sam. ]

Dude, what's wrong?

dghajkga why does this work so well XD

[sofreakinbad]

[ He looks over at Puck as he approaches, and...who knows, maybe it's because someone noticed what a crappy mood he'd just been in, but he feels a little bit better.

...Only a little bit, though. ]

I don't even know, dude. I just, like...you ever have those days when you're just in a really bad mood for no good reason? I'm totally having one of those days.

...and this soda kind of sucks. I hate lemons. [ Which is why he so doesn't dye his hair with lemon juice. ]

because it is the best

[puckerman]

That's because lemon soda is like ball sweat. It exists, but no one wants that shit in their mouth.

[ He'll just be. edging closer. because bro. bro. you are poopie and clearly in need of a hug, and Puck likes hugs right now, so. Brace yourself, we're making this happen. ]

[sofreakinbad]

Dude. What is it with you and balls? And mouths?

[ He's starting to grin a little bit, though, which is weird, because he seriously sort of hated everything a minute ago, but now that Puck's here, it's not so bad. And...he's getting closer, which makes that grin widen a bit more, as much out of confusion as the bad mood starting to melt away. ]

[puckerman]

Nothing. It was just one of those, uh, things. Whatever they're called. Menopause? [ Metaphor, Puck. Metaphor. ]

[sofreakinbad]

My dad keeps saying my mom's got one of those. [ Which then makes the balls and mouths thing make even less sense, but. Whatever. :D ] I'm just saying, you talk about it more than other dudes. [ So he's being a bit of a smartass, but that's the bit of the poopy mood lingering--he's grinning a little wider now. ]

[puckerman]

Isn't it, like, supposed to be a figure of speech or whatever? [ Do they have any idea what they're talking about? (No.) ] Evans. I will fight you.