3 shh only makeouts nowsearoflightJune 25 2011, 00:56:07 UTC
[ This movie is terrible. Not even so bad it's good terrible, just regular terrible.
Rose sighs and sinks down in her seat beside Kanaya. The empty theater should have tipped them off. But the money's already been spent, and maybe Kanaya is enjoying it, so she's not going anywhere. ]
[ Kanaya is not, in fact, enjoying it. apparently this movie isn't just plain old regular terrible, it's universally regular terrible. but she doesn't say anything, because this is her first time going to the theater with Rose, and going places with Rose is generally a good thing, and Kanaya has no intention of ruining it so long as Rose is enjoying herself.
until she looks to her side and sees that she quite clearly isn't.
well, this should be a free pass for complaining, right? ]
Is this the sort of thing you humans find enjoyable.
Well-- yes, maybe, if I am to be honest. But seeing as our tickets had already been paid for and there is a sign in the entrance reading "no refunds" in rather large, bolded text, it would feel like something of a waste.
[ Rose nods thoughtfully in agreement. She's not a fan of wasting money, but then again, she's not particularly fond of wasting time either. ]
At least we don't have to worry about keeping our voices down. [ She smiles, just slightly, face illuminated by the movie screen. ] If you'd prefer to ridicule it.
Are you telling me we could've spent this entire time openly and vocally mocking this unfortunate excuse for a human entertainment form. That is a waste endlessly more tragic.
[ well, the open and vocal mockery of this unfortunate excuse for a human entertainment form was really the only option Kanaya had been entertaining, but Rose leaning in closer like that is causing her to reconsider. ] Uh. What are you suggesting?
Well, there are a few options... [ And she leans the rest of the way over to briefly press her lips against Kanaya's. ] Or maybe you have something else in mind?
I... yes. Indeed. [ she frowns a little, internally chiding herself for the chain of remarkably inarticulate responses, and then leans in, kissing Rose back ]
[ This is all working out surprising well. If she thought John was the scheming sort, she might have suspected him of purposely recommending a bad movie.
But no, that was probably just John being John.
It doesn't really matter now. The only thing that does hold any importance to her is properly kissing Kanaya, smiling slightly against her lips. ]
[ and now that Kanaya's gotten used to the fact they are using their time in the movie theater to do things wholly unrelated to the movie at hand, she can move into the kiss easily, with nothing to hinder her -- nothing, that is, save for the armrest between them, stuck there, serving no apparent purpose but to be maddeningly inconveniencing for them both. why are Earth theaters designed this way, this is stupid and completely non-beneficial when one is trying to kiss their Matesprit and wrap one's arms around them at the same time.
well, there's only one solution to that problem. ]
The armrest is providing a rather bothersome obstacle. I believe bypassing it would be preferable.
[ Until now, Rose has been using the armrest to support herself. Upon further consideration, she agrees wholeheartedly that they would be far better off without it between them. ]
Allow me to rectify the situation.
[ And in one smooth movement she stands and slides onto Kanaya's lap. ]
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Rose sighs and sinks down in her seat beside Kanaya. The empty theater should have tipped them off. But the money's already been spent, and maybe Kanaya is enjoying it, so she's not going anywhere. ]
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until she looks to her side and sees that she quite clearly isn't.
well, this should be a free pass for complaining, right? ]
Is this the sort of thing you humans find enjoyable.
Just checking.
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It appears I've been mislead about the quality of this movie. [ Joooohn!! ] Would you like to leave?
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At least we don't have to worry about keeping our voices down. [ She smiles, just slightly, face illuminated by the movie screen. ] If you'd prefer to ridicule it.
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Now, [ Rose shifts in her seat to lean towards her. ] We should reconsider how we're going to spend the rest of our time here.
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No. This is-- perfectly acceptable.
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Good. I suppose it's preferable that we're stuck in a terrible movie. [ She smiles before kissing her again. ] Less distraction.
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But no, that was probably just John being John.
It doesn't really matter now. The only thing that does hold any importance to her is properly kissing Kanaya, smiling slightly against her lips. ]
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well, there's only one solution to that problem. ]
The armrest is providing a rather bothersome obstacle. I believe bypassing it would be preferable.
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Allow me to rectify the situation.
[ And in one smooth movement she stands and slides onto Kanaya's lap. ]
Is this better?
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