Human food?

Jul 11, 2010 21:33

"Okay... well, I'm a biologist, so let's see if I can figure out something that you have that won't either kill me outright or poison me long-term."

"Yeah... how about we put me back on my planet and I'll find something that my species can consume in terms of actual nutrition?"

"Uhm.... yeah, let's not go with what my culture considers 'fast food.'"

"This. This will work. I'd kill for a carrot about now. Naturally selected 'Queen Anne's Lace.'"

"Right. It's a different culture, the name is irrelevant, can you scan this?"

"Excellent. It won't do for the entirety of my nutritional requirements, but... we can go from here. You synthesize a carrot for now and I'll be pretty happy. Yes. Let's work on a 'cheeseburger' next and again... go from there."
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