Norway Legacy 1.0
Meet our founder, Oslo Norway. I am so punny. He likes to autonomously check himself out in the mirror for shits and giggles.
Oslo is going on an adventure to meet someone he can breed with, because legacies can't exist without procreation. And his glasses look like Transitions from this angle. >.>
Here are his stats. I have decided his kleptomania will be the family trait. That means all the offspring of this legacy will get the "kleptomaniac" trait at some point of their life. So far I haven't had a chance for it to be used, though. That needs to change. But if not, at least future generations will get to steal stuff!
Success! Potential breeder #1! Her name is River.
River: I'd like to put him on MY bookshelf.
Oslo: You know I'm going to be an internet celebrity. Got involved with thing called a legacy... I'm going to be famous. Just look me up, babe.
This was supposed to be a dirty joke. o_O
I am not sure if River is laughing or horrified at his joke.
River has... an interesting face. I wouldn't mind throwing it into my family, even though she's not super pretty. It's not like my founder is Mr. GQ or anything, either.
Oslo: Hey now! I am quite the fox even if I look like a wannabe Rastafarian.
Awww baby Bella. She's so cute. I wonder if she will marry Mortimer in my game.
I love that childish sims can fish in swimming pools. :)
I decide to get Oslo some body points, but apparently you can't get any by swimming in the pool? o_O Weird.
And then I accidentally clicked on the "go down a level" button a bit too much, and ended up with Oslo swimming in a pool that got sucked down a black hole. o_o
Does taking stuff out of the gym's fridge to cook count as stealing? I don't remember paying for the food out of the fridge... lol.
Either way, Oslo treats himself to toast and jam after his swim.
And then does an actual exercise that does count for body points.
Then goes to sleep in his tacky bed that came with his tacky house.
Oslo fixes up waffles the next morning. I totally sit behind my computer to eat instead on the much more comfortable couch. At least he isn't sitting in front of the computer, getting food crumbs in the keyboard?
Oslo then goes out for a jog for more body points, and in the hopes of meeting more people.
Hey look! It's River! Let's chat her up again!
...oh. Apparently she's a teen. Whoops. Oslo is now a Rastafarian wannabe AND a cradle robber now.
Oslo: You made me talk to her in the first place! It's your fault for not realizing she was a teen!
illusion_sims: <.<
Aww, poor Oslo is sore from all this exercising!
Solution: play guitar! Makes perfect sense! o_o
And he's pulling in quite the audience... of air molecules.
I do not want to know what a grown woman would be talking to a random paperboy about that involved a baby bottle. o_O
Oslo then sets his sights on the other gender to see if there will be mpreg in this legacy. He bumps into this guy with an EDGY haircut.
Oslo: My biggest dream is to be a symphonic conductor. It plays into my control issues. I MUST CONTROL EVERYTHING. EVER.
Oslo: Oh, and nice to meet you, I'm Oslo. Should have probably said all of that before talking about my control issues which I swear are totally controllable wait oh... wait... shit! ... Can I try that again?
EDGY Dude: Umm... have fun with your music and all... I need to um... go get my hair cut. My ends are split and it's ruining my EDGY look. Later!
Oslo: But we're made of pixels and don't require regular hair trimmings...?
A promotion requires a promotion dance! Success!
What Oslo looks like playing his guitar behind the house looking through the cheap shower door. Trippy, ne?
Mini-makeover to the living room. The house looks slightly less tacky now.
This is Oslo's coworker Pauline. I invited her out to lunch with Oslo in hopes they would hit it off. Oh, and Pauline likes trees.
Pauline: I like wearing green because trees are green! All the time! Because Sims 3 hasn't come out with seasons yet! Hooray!
Oslo asks the big question...
And she is willing to get married!... To her boyfriend Hank. Crap. So much for my cunning matchmaking. >:[
I let them continue their lunch anyways.
Oslo: So people don't like that I have control issues due to mentioning the reason behind my career choice...
It's a wonder he's not neurotic.
But who is this?! (Yes, I know her name is Jeannie, it was just a rhetorical question.) At this point, I was like, "OMG, she's pretty! Finish your food and talk to her before she leaves!!" Her name makes me think of Ani Difranco and Janeane Garofalo. Is she a feminist lovechild?
And I also got excited that you could mouse over the books for their names.
Oslo gobbles up the rest of his food and makes a beeline to Jeannie. Because I made it so. :) Jeannie looks like she's looking for the quickest escape from the crazy pasty dreadlock man.
LOL at the totally irrelevant gossip about people I don't know.
However, Jeannie and Oslo do hit it off pretty quickly.
Oslo: I like making money from my job.
Jeannie: OMG, me too!
Pauline: SHOOTING STARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let's try this again...
Yes! Finally!
And upon finding each other is single, they start being flirty soon after.
*RELATIONSHIP ++ SPARKLES*
And it was autonomous, at that!
The autonomous actions continued when Oslo randomly changed into his formal wear and went into the restaurant for drinks with Jeannie. o_O
Afterwards, he comes out of the restaurant...
And then goes back inside for dinner. He basically has been in the perimeter of the restaurant for at least several hours.
Oslo sits in front of his computer for once to play computer games.
His favorite place to play guitar is behind the house. I'm not really sure why. o_O
He apparently also likes playing for bald toddlers left unsupervised at the gym.
Yay! He does have some klepto in him after all! :)
Awww.
Oslo: I feel cloudy today :(
Jeannie: I will brighten your day by being your sun! Yay! :)
She literally did brighten his day. Awww.
Oslo: *melds fingers into Jeannie's shoulders, claims it's a deep tissue massage*
Oslo: Will you be my girlfriend?
Jeannie: Yes :)
illusion_sims: AWWWWWWW HOW CUTE!!!!!11! *ruins moment with outburst*
Oslo and Jeannie: ....
illusion_sims: It was cute! And keep in mind that I'm the higher power around here. >:D
After that VERY CUTE moment, Jeannie sits in Oslo's house and reads a book. I swear she was a bookworm or at least a technophobe with how often she reads, but surprisingly, the closest she gets to that is being a genius.
While she was reading, Oslo took a call from another one of his coworkers, Zelda Mae. I probably would have hooked him up with her if things didn't pan out with Jeannie.
*sparkly improvement +900*
One of his favorite autonomous things to do (and I've played at least two updates worth not including this update) and he still loves making faces and doing things in the mirror.
This is my favorite face. Hehe. :)
They relaxed autonomously, and I swear they wanted to have sex...
But this happened instead. Oslo just went to sleep and Jeannie went back home after she took a short nap with him.
Sorry Zelda Mae, too late on the uptake. Oslo's only into Jeannie now. :P
I swear Oslo had made three different kinds of pancakes up to that point... guess he's really creative with pancakes. lol.
Oslo: But custom music is awesome!! It's CUSTOM MUSIC, MAN! You make it yourself!!!! How badass is that???
Jeannie: But kids music is much more fun to sing to! And clap your hands to!
Oslo: But you can make custom music like kids music, or any kind of music. That's the beauty, my dear!!
Jeannie: Well, I guess you do have a point.
Oslo is apparently a master negotiator.
This can only mean one thing... time to move in together!!!
That's actually a pretty cool lifetime wish, in my opinion...
LOL. I like how the pop-up and Oslo on the toilet make this picture HILARIOUS. Didn't know improving your "aim" meant becoming "handy." ;)
Jeannie also aspires to be a pageant queen.
Makeover :)
Stats :)
With the money Jeannie came with, I gave the house a makeover, primarily by changing the outside and adding another story. Here's the front.
And the back.
Semi-finished second story.
And a little rearranging in the living space.
Next time: The newly moved in couple have some adventures, then pregnancy!