*Bows like a mighty drag queen*
Hey all, just an introductory post so's you can get to know me better.
Have you had an LJ before?
No, but I've wanted to for a long time. I've been a lurker for about a year now, and finally decided to reveal my spotty hide.
Interests?
I love a good fanwank, but I also enjoy my intrawebs w/o drama. As my favorite satirist once said, "History repeats itself; first as tragedy, then as farce, then as salad dressing."
Pie?
Pie would be lovely, thank you. No whipped cream, thanks, I'm on a diet.
Troll?
I won't feed you, not even if you cock your head and make that face. (aww, look at the cute, widdle-- NO!)
Politics?
I lean lefty, but bat with my right foot.
Sex?
I'd love some, thanks. Not for/against your kink, though it's usually not my cuppa, I expect the same from you.
Attached?
Who's asking?