Pandora's Pocket

[illuminaught]

Now these things are called “smartphones” because, for at least the first several days of ownership, they make a person feel irretrievably dumb. There are more bells and whistles compressed into less space than a kindergarten talent show, and I’m pretty sure that every time I access one of those applications I’m being charged harder than a

Comments

[anonymous]

You da bomb, naughty.

Sent from my BlackBerry

[illuminaught]

Love the irony. And frankly, the attention.

NOT sent from my BlackBerry 'cause that would have taken a fucking hour.

Peace