Lawl at X-Factor, and THOR TRAILER.

Jul 30, 2010 15:09

Or rather, Shatterstar. First of all, great issue, but seriously, it's SO obvious that Halja is Hela. So. Freakin'. Obvious. Lady has one rockin' body. The artist did a good job.

Second, the Rictor/Shatterstar relationship is love. In all ways. Rictor not knowing where he stands, Shatterstar explaining that this is new and that he's so horny it hurts and...Rahne being pregnant. Oh yeah. Last page, Rahne appeared. At the door. During the pre- or post-sex cuddle between Ric and Star. PREGNANT. And Shatterstar, being the man he is, decided to ask if she wanted to join them. That's the last piece of text. Oh, the hilarity of it all.

BABY MAMA DRAMA! The soap lover in me is jumping with joy.

Rictor is hot. I wish I had a man that looked like him. Scruff, lean muscles and a slight sprinkling of hair on his chest. Not to mention that he could use all of those lovely Spanish words to woo me. Oh, the wooing. ...What was I talking about?

Here are the scans in question:


   

Love.

I am curious about next month's issue, though. Who is that troll? When will they find out about Hela? Will Rahne gut Shatterstar? Why couldn't they show us a NC-17 panel of Ric and Star going at it like rabbits? Mmm. Rictor.

OHMIGOD SAW THE THOR TRAILER THAT WAS LEAKED. Chris Hemsworth has HOT MUSCLES. Daaaaaaaayum. However, I don't know what to think about this...metallic Asgard. Why the Stargate look, Marvel? If Thor turns into a small grey alien that doesn't wear pants, I'm going to...well, be shocked for a few minutes, and then boo. Still, it looks very promising, and Natalie Portman is as stunning as ever. I expect quality from this movie. Especially since Ultron seems to be in it. I wtf'd so much at that. It might not be Ultron, but it sure reminds me of Ultron! Now that Hank isn't going to be in the Avengers, they can probably rework the origin and make it an Asgardian weapon that achieved sentience.

...Those muscles. Damn. I want a RDJ/Evans/Hemsworth three-way. On the big screen. With 70's porn music. Bow chika wow wow!

pairing: ric/star, fandom: x-factor, comics, movie: thor

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