*EPIC_FACEPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALM*

[illuins_lair]

Oh but for FUCK SAKE!!!!!!!!!!! *froths* Are people totally insane?? (Answer is YES!)

http://community.livejournal.com/nzstories/10050.html

*has a triple-facepalm-moment*

Comments

[anatketani]

Oooh nooooo not teh gay! Don't make them gay! It turns me on WAAAY too much and makes me question my own sexuality! I have my ass pinched too tight for that!

*eyeroll*

*mwah*

[illuins_lair]

TEH GAYSSS ARE EV0L AND CORRUPTIVE AND TURNS EVERYONE INTO STRAP!ON!BUTT!SEX-MANIACS.

Really!

*snogz*

[anatketani]

OMG! You need to read this fic. It was written back in like...2004 I think? It is one of the best (if not THE best) fics I have EVER read. Grab a chair, give yourself a few hours and devour this one. You will freaking LOVE it. It's Orlando/Viggo but it's an AU and....OMG I could just go on and on and on about it!

The King of New Orleans:
http://www.seanchai.net/kono/story

[illuins_lair]

*SQUEAK*
(You mean SLASHY-Gay-FIC-with-REAL_PEOPLE_IN_THEM_THAT IS SOOO DEGRADING?????) oh noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! *snerrk*

You are EV0L too! Yay!Vigorli =P *runs to read*

[anatketani]

I re-read this fic once a year. It is.... fucking amazing.

[illuins_lair]

*cough*
(btw - my MOM is sitting right in front of me... lol)

[anatketani]

EEP! Don't read this with your Mom in front of you!! You will get all....erm.....bothered.