A Verrry Merrry Chrrristmas-pressie For Gigi!
Because you´re teh_bestest and made me smile+squee for 1,5 hour this morning. And because you´re YOU and I would totally donate you my Spikey!Hat if ever our paths shall meet.
*snoggles*
giselleslash - from Me to You - still uncensored :
DISCLAIMER: The art of Zen (It´s Me in all of the pictures. I don´t know me. And I am tagged "Explicit". Therefore there are no pics. Christmas doesn´t exist. It´s all lies. Santa is gay and works as a librarian. Therefor is Santa henceforth explicit. And you can´t meet him if you´re under 21. So cancel all your Christmases because Christmas is Explicit too. There is no Christmas and libraries are explicit. We are actually already dead and this is Version2. *still tagged explicit*. And you are not really reading this. So I can sue you. Easily. I own all the copyright to all things explicit. In fact I own the whole fucking world. So you are all my slaves. And you must all wear tacky jewellery while I get all the diamonds! ) Savvy?
WARNINGS: Explicit Reindeers, Medieval tunics, Librarians, Suspenders (black). Lack of jingle-bells. Also lack of everything that makes sense.
RATING: R (for the bordeline-cross-over+possible reindeer-squick)
A/N 1: There are nekkid butts. (but they are for charity)
A/N 2: This isn´t really a story. In fact; there is no story - only a picspam. And some cheap coctails.
Here we go, dear.. (Bring your tiara to war..)
...because someone manipped these pics so that they are not_snogging in any of them.. *shrugs* The PG-rated world of today...
And to not let you forget the dirty-little-buggers... (but why aren´t there sparkly suspenders? or is that PG-13??)
Now there´s nekkid butt ahead. Close your eyes damnit! Call your mum!
Oh.. these two are just normal librarians. I don´t know how they got in here?! (And FURS! That´s abso-lute-ly NC-17 on those goddamn it!)
WTF - have a coctail! Surely it is illegal somewhere.
You can open your eyes now! Go and read some Real_Porn instead. Shuh-shoo-hooo...
Wishing you Explicit Holidays! /M
*snoggles*
giselleslash - from Me to You - still uncensored :
DISCLAIMER: The art of Zen (It´s Me in all of the pictures. I don´t know me. And I am tagged "Explicit". Therefore there are no pics. Christmas doesn´t exist. It´s all lies. Santa is gay and works as a librarian. Therefor is Santa henceforth explicit. And you can´t meet him if you´re under 21. So cancel all your Christmases because Christmas is Explicit too. There is no Christmas and libraries are explicit. We are actually already dead and this is Version2. *still tagged explicit*. And you are not really reading this. So I can sue you. Easily. I own all the copyright to all things explicit. In fact I own the whole fucking world. So you are all my slaves. And you must all wear tacky jewellery while I get all the diamonds! ) Savvy?
WARNINGS: Explicit Reindeers, Medieval tunics, Librarians, Suspenders (black). Lack of jingle-bells. Also lack of everything that makes sense.
RATING: R (for the bordeline-cross-over+possible reindeer-squick)
A/N 1: There are nekkid butts. (but they are for charity)
A/N 2: This isn´t really a story. In fact; there is no story - only a picspam. And some cheap coctails.
Here we go, dear.. (Bring your tiara to war..)
...because someone manipped these pics so that they are not_snogging in any of them.. *shrugs* The PG-rated world of today...
And to not let you forget the dirty-little-buggers... (but why aren´t there sparkly suspenders? or is that PG-13??)
Now there´s nekkid butt ahead. Close your eyes damnit! Call your mum!
Oh.. these two are just normal librarians. I don´t know how they got in here?! (And FURS! That´s abso-lute-ly NC-17 on those goddamn it!)
WTF - have a coctail! Surely it is illegal somewhere.
You can open your eyes now! Go and read some Real_Porn instead. Shuh-shoo-hooo...
Wishing you Explicit Holidays! /M