What the fuck?

[illuded]

So yeah, there's this alarm in my room that goes off every morning at 9, and I swear to God I'm not stupid, but I cannot find it, no matter how hard I look. I don't like being woken up at 9 in the morning everyday, that shit sucks. It's driving me fucking insane. It doesn't stop alarming for like 20 fucking minutes. For the love of God, someone help me.

And when I find out who hid that goddamn thing, they're getting set on fire. Which...yanno...would be really hot...And would suck. A lot.