VDay
I'm enjoying Valentines day by NOT doing the following things:
Please, don't shed a tear for me. Because my evening will be action packed with the following events:
- Frantically calling restaurants around town trying to get a reservation for two.
- Carefully preventing a delicate bouquet of flowers from being crushed.
- Racking my brain trying to remember if vegans eat chocolate
- Trying to come up with after dinner plans, including a backup if the first event is sold out.
- Bathing.
- Spending $300 dollars.
Please, don't shed a tear for me. Because my evening will be action packed with the following events:
- Taking a long nap.
- Eating straight out of the frozen food container.
- Playing video games in my underwear.
- Bathing in 300 one dollar bills