Aug 29, 2006 08:14
So I found this situation rather humorous: I assume most of you remember Marian (Dez's friend and that one army guy's {Robert?} girlfriend) requested to be my friend on myspace.com. She sent me a message that said "Oh, how I've missed you terribly."
I can't ever remember hanging out with her. I remember overhearing her name in conversation and having someone point her out to me while she was working at Hot Gothic. I can't remember carrying on any sort of meaningful conversation. So I replied: "Really, I can't ever remember us hanging out...funny..."
Marian decided to get witty:
"You've become quite the bitch. I guess that's why your marriage failed. Or was it the cheating?"
*shrug* I'm stumped. Since when was it your place to make comments on my marriage, the reasons behind its failing or my fidelity? Last I heard you were still living at home, stealing money from one of your parents' hidden stashes around the house and being a slut. But am I bringing any of that up? Oh wait, I guess I am. But I simply responded to her with this:
"1. I was always a bitch.
2. My marriage failed the day I said "I do".
3. Thus having said my marriage failed from the start, can you really consider it cheating?
4. Explaining myself to a spoiled, conceited brat such as yourself is pointless as I owe you nothing.
5. Your pathetic attempt to start drama with me will yield nothing. Not even anger. Your insults are childish. And while I appreciate your attempt at extending friendship to me, I don't want it. You and I were never friends I don't see why we should start now.
Have a nice life."
I love high school. Truely.