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I've decided that when I reach 75, I'm going to put on a gargantuan amount of weight so the fat pushes out my wrinkles and I look young again.
At least for a short while before I die of a heart attack.
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wtf? WTF? WTF?!
FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD.
It wasn't enough to make a ridiculous Street Fighter movie back in 1994, where Ryu was pronounced Rye-U and Guile was the main character, it wasn't enough to take the beautiful comic Spawn and turn it into a piece of crap movie, not to mention countless rubbish makes of good comics.
I can't forget one of my favourite cartoons turned into a hunk of junk, Speed Racer..
but now
now..
NOW THEY'RE MAKING A DRAGON BALL FILM?!
WTF?!
AND A TEKKEN FILM?!
AND A STREET FIGHTER FILM with Kristin Kreuk as Chun Li which I guess is ok 'cause she hot, but still
wtf
STOP MESSING WITH MY CHILDHOOD.
You make it harder for my kid to grow up with me showing him/her/them the originals of this stuff.
I can just imagine him/her/them at school now..
uglynewagekidthathasabratzhighschoolmusicallunchbox: "ew you have a teddy bear on your lunch box, what a baby"
little sara child: "It's Teddy Ruxpin!"
UNKTHBHMLB: "ew that's not Teddy Ruxpin, I saw the new Teddy Ruxpin movie last week and he doesn't wear an ugly shirt like that, he has a Hollister shirt, and anyway, he isn't even a bear, he's a large African American man dealing with drug abuse issues"
At least for a short while before I die of a heart attack.
[edit]
wtf? WTF? WTF?!
FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD.
It wasn't enough to make a ridiculous Street Fighter movie back in 1994, where Ryu was pronounced Rye-U and Guile was the main character, it wasn't enough to take the beautiful comic Spawn and turn it into a piece of crap movie, not to mention countless rubbish makes of good comics.
I can't forget one of my favourite cartoons turned into a hunk of junk, Speed Racer..
but now
now..
NOW THEY'RE MAKING A DRAGON BALL FILM?!
WTF?!
AND A TEKKEN FILM?!
AND A STREET FIGHTER FILM with Kristin Kreuk as Chun Li which I guess is ok 'cause she hot, but still
wtf
STOP MESSING WITH MY CHILDHOOD.
You make it harder for my kid to grow up with me showing him/her/them the originals of this stuff.
I can just imagine him/her/them at school now..
uglynewagekidthathasabratzhighschoolmusicallunchbox: "ew you have a teddy bear on your lunch box, what a baby"
little sara child: "It's Teddy Ruxpin!"
UNKTHBHMLB: "ew that's not Teddy Ruxpin, I saw the new Teddy Ruxpin movie last week and he doesn't wear an ugly shirt like that, he has a Hollister shirt, and anyway, he isn't even a bear, he's a large African American man dealing with drug abuse issues"