Weirdo dream.
Anyone ever watch Iron Chef? It's one of my favorite shows. If you haven't seen it, there's this crazy Japanese guy who has gathered together all these great chefs of certain styles and made a little arena with 2 fully stocked kitchens, and he pick out these challengers to come in and "battle" one of the Iron Chefs, and they ascend into the arena with smoke and fire...it's insane, it looks like the build up to a boxing match or something. And then the weird little Japanese man gives them a secret ingredient and all the dishes they make must include the secret ingredient, it can be something normal like pork, or something odd like eels. And then they have an hour to cook it all up, put it on plates, and present them to the judges to see who the winner is.
...anyway, I fell asleep on the couch during Iron Chef, and I had this dream that I was on the show, and the secret ingredient was doughnuts, and I had no idea what to do, but I figured "These Japanese will eat ANYTHING!!!" so I was doing stuff like cramming the doughnuts into a turkey, and making sandwiches of them with ketchup and mustard and anything else you can think of. So, it was all over, and the little Japanese gy was talking to the crowd, and while he was talking, I leaned over and whispered something to one of my assistant chefs, and the little man got PISSED. He started screaming at me in Japanese, but I understood it because the words appeared in my dream like I was watching it on TV. He said something about how it was disrespectful to talk while he was talking...then he called for the Iron Chefs, and they rose up from the ground, carrying ninja weapons like katanas and shurikens instead of the usual chef's knife or fruit, and they started shouting in Japanese too, and they came after me...luckily I woke up right about then.
Isn't that messed up?
...anyway, I fell asleep on the couch during Iron Chef, and I had this dream that I was on the show, and the secret ingredient was doughnuts, and I had no idea what to do, but I figured "These Japanese will eat ANYTHING!!!" so I was doing stuff like cramming the doughnuts into a turkey, and making sandwiches of them with ketchup and mustard and anything else you can think of. So, it was all over, and the little Japanese gy was talking to the crowd, and while he was talking, I leaned over and whispered something to one of my assistant chefs, and the little man got PISSED. He started screaming at me in Japanese, but I understood it because the words appeared in my dream like I was watching it on TV. He said something about how it was disrespectful to talk while he was talking...then he called for the Iron Chefs, and they rose up from the ground, carrying ninja weapons like katanas and shurikens instead of the usual chef's knife or fruit, and they started shouting in Japanese too, and they came after me...luckily I woke up right about then.
Isn't that messed up?