Myspace Reality
You would struggle over the time it takes someone you like to crack your top 8.
19 year old boys wouldn't own shirts and 19 year old girls would not own pants.
If you're a fat girl, people would only see you from the shoulders up.
Girls would always be posing, cheeks sucked in and lips puckered two feet off their face.
Your attraction to someone would be based on their favorite clothing label, their favorite band, and a survey.
All females are bi and all males drive import muscle cars
Your driver's license would have hearts around your name or quote from an emo song.
The phrases "Yo," "your hawt," or "hit me back some time" would attract the opposite sex.
Bands with 3 song demos could book stadium tours.
Lesbian women would not allow anyone with a penis within 50 yards of them, not even to deliver a pizza.
It would be perfectly acceptable to blurt out any random filthy perverse sexual thought at any random woman/man you thought was "hawt" as a first greeting.
It would be no more unusual to see a man walking around displaying his erect, naked penis than it would be to see random women running around in a g-string w/nothing covering their breasts but their hands.
Every woman from the o.c. would have a boobjob.
Every man from the o.c. would have sleeves.
You would look your very best at all times.
Everyone would make $100,000 a year or higher.
There would be a lot of youthful looking 99 year olds.
Blogs would be required reading and any random thought in your head would be shared with everyone
Everywhere you would walk, an image of Angelina Jolie would be behind you.
Forbidden would actually be hot.
You'd have a friend named Tom creepily following you around giving you bad news constantly.
It wouldn't be odd to have Brad Pitt in your circle of friends.
Hello Kitty would be a real person.
Conversations would sound like this "How are you?" Sent. "Good, how are you?" Replied.
During a long conversation you'd have to say "Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: all right, well call me later."
When it was time for bed you would say you're "Undergoing Maintenance."
You would have to paint your walls using Thomas Myspace Editor codes in your apartment.
Stewie from Family Guy would be your best friend.
In your circle of friends you would hang out with Scottsdale bars and clothing lines.
When someone said something funny, you'd actually roll around on the floor and laugh your fucking ass off.
"Friend Whoring" is equal to STD's.
"Fuckin MySpace!" is the only universally known term in any language to show anger.
At nights when you are asleep you would get people running in your room that you don't know saying. "It's 4 a.m., I can't sleep, someone talk to me."
Bands go to your house and ask you to give them a listen because they see that you like a band they sound nothing like.
Anytime you walk into someones house they have the same video or song playing all the time, non-stop for three months straight.
Every couple of days you would threaten all your friends to take their information out of your cell phone and delete them, since they haven't called you in, like, four days.
People would run up to you, tell you a random message, and you'd have 17 minutes and 13 seconds to pass it along before a ghost came to your house and raped your dog.
People would inexplicably be stuck in their homes for hours unable communicate with the out side world because some asshole put up a large white wall in front of every door and window with a note attached saying "Sorry but and unexpected error has occurred!"
[edit] this is pretty funny too:
Body: Pick the month you wer born in
January: I raped
February: I hate
March: I ate pizza with
April: I love
May: I masterbated to pictures of
June: I kissed
July: I cooked pasta with
August: I made a porno with
September: I get mad when I see
October: I pissed on
Novemeber: I shot
December: I did
Pick the date of your birthday
1: A cop
2: The Colts
3: My Mom
4: The Village People
5: My Cousin
6: The mailman
7: Jessica Simpson
8: Some Random Chick
9: Napoleon Dynamite
10: A Fat Guy
11: A Kit-Kat Bar
12: My Dog Skippy
13: The Cable Guy
14: A Pimp Gangsta
15: John Stamos
16: Your Mom
17: Britney Spears
18: A DVD Player
19: This Farmer
20: A Pile of Dog Shit
21: A Lesbian
22: The McDonalds Cashier
23: Ludacris
24: AC/DC
25: Hilary Duff
26: My Neighbor's Cat
27: Jerry Springer
28: A Retarded Frog
29: Spiderman
30: Quagmire
31: A Zombie
Pick the First Letter of Ur Name
A: Because I got high
B: Because I like taco bell
C: Because I'm kool like that
D: Because no one likes me
E: Because I was drunk
F: Because my mom told me to
G: Because I hate Russians
H: Because I wanted to biznatch
I: Because I am gay
J: Because I had too much vodka
K: Because I had kids
L: Because they suck
M: Because I'm a ninja
N: Because I'm mentally ill
O: Because I'm the koolest person ever
P: Because I ate shellfish
Q: Because I just had breakfast
R: Because I'm cookoo for coco puffs
S: Because I'm thinkin Arby's
T: Because I'm gangsta
U: Because I dont like mint ice cream
V: Because I love waffles
W: Because I'm a dirty mexican
X: Because I have a first name that starts with an X
Y: Because I'm blonde
Z: Because I have a third nipple