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[illbeaknight]

you know there is no point in being in the great hall if THERE IS NOT FOOD. it's a very false promise to lead me here and make me sit and listen to the bloody idiot if there isn't even TART or something

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[whatherocomplex]

I think that was the fifth time this minute he's adjusted his tie.

I sort of love these journals, they're brilliant.

[illbeaknight]

is it just me or is he sweating?

they are especially brilliant for making fun of POMPOUS SPEECH MAKERS.

[whatherocomplex]

Hahahaha, like a pig

Wow. Professor McGonagall just walked by and saw this journal open and didn't even say anything.

Ugh. This is just utter bollocks. Can you believe what he's saying? "National Defense is our highest priority, with the return of You Know Who"--where was this priority LAST YEAR??? When that bastard was walking around practically unchecked!!

[illbeaknight]

HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE SUPREME HIGH-COMMANDER'S JUDGEMENT MISTER POTTER?!?!?!

he was very busy. very busy. you know, it's very tiring being the LEAST INFORMED MAN IN THE WIZARDING WORLD i suspect it takes all of his strength.

and probably lots of percy's. git.

[whatherocomplex]

HEIL FUDGE! I don't even know if I spelled that right.

Yeah, I kind of noticed Percy. Although it's sort of hard not to. Is he wearing his Head Boy badge??

[illbeaknight]

his bighead badge? maybe. he's puffing out his chest very importantly. it makes me want to hit him. but maybe that's just how he sits now? apes do that, don't they?

[whatherocomplex]

Hah, maybe.

Somebody needs to ask him a question, like "Minister Fudge, why are you such a prat?"

[mynamesnotzach]

Hang on.

[whatherocomplex]

oh my god I can't believe you just said that.

[twohundredsix]

Zacharias be serious!! I'm trying to get a valid question in and you're not helping when you're interrupting and yelling!

[quodpotsucks]

That was rather good.

[mimbulus_crazy]

That was brilliant!

[whoneedssocks]

Hahaha.