Apr 23, 1997 22:14
zabini is useless. he keeps faffing off to fix his make up or something, i mean he's worse than pansy who keeps screaming, she has to have been pretty close because it's like i can hear her in my head.
we nearly made it to the safe zone, but i thought i saw a couple of things so i dragged him out into the forest again and i stunned some stuff. it was bloody brilliant, i got a glumbumble and a bowtrunkle...which might have been a twig but seriously it fell in my face and i had to get it. zabini ran scared but i faced it down very seriously. somehow the useless git managed to come back with a couple of flesh eating slug tags, which aren't so bad i guess, i think they're worth a few points anyway. or maybe he just went and found a friend and stole their tags i don't know, i just know that he keeps muttering under his breath and pointing his wand at his robes so either he is attempting to stun himself (which doesn't sound too bad about now) or he is cleaning himself off which is IRRITATING what am i going to do when we have to set up our tent and by the way harry? are you sharing with someone already? because i am not staying with him, boys and girls aren't ALLOWED to share a tent.
anyone who thinks they've just heard pansy didn't. ZABINI IS SCREAMING HIS BLOODY HEAD OFF. stupid git saw something slithering on the ground. IT WAS A FLOBBERWORM I WENT AND LOOKED. oh bloody stupid berk he's sent up red sparks maybe dung will come and collect him, carry him off in his dirty arms back to camp.
oh by the way, wayne i have to speak with you when i reach camp. it concerns your partner who you are not to touch. AND IF YOU DO SO HELP ME MERLIN YOU WILL NOT BE SLEEPING FOR THE REST OF THIS TRIP OUT OF THE SHEER MAGNITUDE OF THE FEAR I PLAN TO INSPIRE. that is all.